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Arlington Rangers: Homerun celebrated by grabbing each others crotches

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TMac'n, Apr 8, 2019.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    In the shower ofc
     
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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Maybe the younger generation of players confused HR for Human Resources?

    But yeah, this one is so very odd. "Nobody will copy this move!"
     
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  3. mtbrays

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    Just guys being dudes
     
  4. TMac'n

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    Ranger 1: but we have to say "No Homo" afterward

    Ranger 2: no way, I'm out.....

    Ranger 1: ok, then scratch the no homo
     
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    Am I the only one who read the headline and never in imagined in a thousand years would have imagined they were grabbing each other's crotch? In my head I just assumed everybody was grabbing their own junk.
     
  6. TMac'n

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    I see what you mean. I changed the title so a good mental vision could be had before clicking the thread
     
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  7. Houstunna

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    Dwight Howard approves.

    Rangers anal injuries incoming.
     
  8. Roc Paint

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    Are we sure they’re not cousins
     
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    Probably not far from the truth . Expect with dick in place of penis and some "dude's" and "bro's" added
     
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    Rangers placed Joey Gallo & Nomar Mazara on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to April 7, following surgery to repair an anal fissure.

    :D

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    I’m totally gay friendly, but I can do without the PDA.
     
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    Are we just gonna ignore the Trump-related implications? :D
     
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    Obviously you're not a golfer.
     
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    Yep...
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    Ranger fans on twitter were defending it calling it just a cup check...a cup check, while still a questionable move, is a quick flip that would hurt like hell if you didn't have a cup on. This is more...cupping. The Rangers' previous "forcible masturbation" episode makes this a particularly bad look. Team meeting necessary.
     
  17. B-Bob

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    I think the org is worried about what would transpire at a private team meeting. They're already grabbing each other's junk in public.
     
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