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Are You Ready to Make the D&D Great Again?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by El_Conquistador, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    HO HO HO

    Politics in the United States in 2016 – hey, if there was ever a time to say it, it’s now. FOLKS, THIS IS REAL. Finally, our political discourse is being led by an alpha male -- a man of accomplishment, a man who has built an industrial empire, a man with shockingly good hair, a man with a finely manicured lawn, a man who surrounds himself with beauty – a showman! So too, must the D&D be led by a man with such qualities. THE_CONQUISTADOR IS BACK.

    American politics have become an outrageous show of insults, personal attacks, and juvenile taunts. This behavior speaks to my soul, which is in FULL BLOOM! The_Conquistador, the most intellectual, innovative, and influential poster in this history of this sub-forum, is returning AT HIS PEAK for the 2016 election. Prepare yourselves for three types of posts, or what I refer to as the Trifecta of Substance: Premium Content, Educational Content, and the debut of THE SIZZLE REEL. Truth, honor, letters, science and art are all coming your way, as the triumphant return begins!

    The_Conquistador. Never before defeated in debate. Never bested in battle. Never flummoxed! THE LEGEND. IS. BACK.

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    #1 El_Conquistador, Feb 21, 2016
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  2. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    This persona is so old and out of rotation, Millennials won't recognize it or get the jokes anymore. But good luck.
     
    #2 Deji McGever, Feb 21, 2016
  3. Bandwagoner

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    #3 Bandwagoner, Feb 21, 2016
  4. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    #4 AroundTheWorld, Feb 21, 2016
  5. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    [Educational Post]
    One can only assume you are commenting on the campaign of FBI Suspect Hillary Clinton. Rest assured, friend, that I have an extraordinarily large set of premium content to share with you in regard to her candidacy.
     
    #5 El_Conquistador, Feb 21, 2016
  6. Rashmon

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    I'm wondering what other user ID has become too embarrassing to continue using necessitating the switch?

    I'm guessing it was a Cruz supporter user ID.

    TRANSPARENT

    PS welcome back...you make me laugh occasionally.
     
    #6 Rashmon, Feb 21, 2016
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    All I can ask is that you amuse me. Not like a clown though, because clowns are ****ing creepy.
     
    #7 Buck Turgidson, Feb 21, 2016
  8. Dubious

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    #8 Dubious, Feb 21, 2016
  9. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I have plenty of my own, but I don't want to steal thunder from your homecoming.
     
    #9 Deji McGever, Feb 21, 2016
  10. DonnyMost

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    We don't need you anymore, we have Honey Bear.
     
    #10 DonnyMost, Feb 21, 2016
  11. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I think we may have to oil them up and have them wrestle for the hearts and minds of the BBS.
     
    #11 Deji McGever, Feb 21, 2016
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  12. Mr. Clutch

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    Did you bring Macbeth?
     
    #12 Mr. Clutch, Feb 21, 2016
  13. Dubious

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  14. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    this thread needs a giant unspoilered picture of a members only jacket.

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    #14 Joshfast, Feb 21, 2016
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  15. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    Did MojoMan's balls ascend upto his abdomen?

    lol, use w.e account you want.
     
    #15 LosPollosHermanos, Feb 21, 2016
  16. BrieflySpeaking

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    cool story, bro. seriously, cool story.
     
    #16 BrieflySpeaking, Feb 21, 2016
  17. MojoMan

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    Why you want to inspect them yourself?

    I have never understood this creepy obsession you people have with insisting that one poster must be another poster. I do not know this Trader Jorge, except from a few old posts I have seen, and from the reputation he has among you. Clearly, you people are intimidated by him.
     
    #17 MojoMan, Feb 21, 2016
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Now the legend as foretold can come to pass: the ultimate clown calamity.

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    #18 B-Bob, Feb 21, 2016
  19. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    I'm surprised you have the time to log out and log back in consistently. Don't bother the next time.

    Also, show us the combo Cruz move when you can. We've been waiting, eagerly.
     
    #19 LosPollosHermanos, Feb 21, 2016
  20. Rocket River

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    THE RETURN OF . . . . JEFF IN RICHMOND

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    Rocket River
     
    #20 Rocket River, Feb 21, 2016
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