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Are You Ready to Make the D&D Great Again?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by El_Conquistador, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    HO HO HO

    Politics in the United States in 2016 – hey, if there was ever a time to say it, it’s now. FOLKS, THIS IS REAL. Finally, our political discourse is being led by an alpha male -- a man of accomplishment, a man who has built an industrial empire, a man with shockingly good hair, a man with a finely manicured lawn, a man who surrounds himself with beauty – a showman! So too, must the D&D be led by a man with such qualities. THE_CONQUISTADOR IS BACK.

    American politics have become an outrageous show of insults, personal attacks, and juvenile taunts. This behavior speaks to my soul, which is in FULL BLOOM! The_Conquistador, the most intellectual, innovative, and influential poster in this history of this sub-forum, is returning AT HIS PEAK for the 2016 election. Prepare yourselves for three types of posts, or what I refer to as the Trifecta of Substance: Premium Content, Educational Content, and the debut of THE SIZZLE REEL. Truth, honor, letters, science and art are all coming your way, as the triumphant return begins!

    The_Conquistador. Never before defeated in debate. Never bested in battle. Never flummoxed! THE LEGEND. IS. BACK.

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  2. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    This persona is so old and out of rotation, Millennials won't recognize it or get the jokes anymore. But good luck.
     
  3. Bandwagoner

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/adg6iEz3-Ow" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  5. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking
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    [Educational Post]
    One can only assume you are commenting on the campaign of FBI Suspect Hillary Clinton. Rest assured, friend, that I have an extraordinarily large set of premium content to share with you in regard to her candidacy.
     
  6. Rashmon

    Rashmon Contributing Member

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    I'm wondering what other user ID has become too embarrassing to continue using necessitating the switch?

    I'm guessing it was a Cruz supporter user ID.

    TRANSPARENT

    PS welcome back...you make me laugh occasionally.
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    All I can ask is that you amuse me. Not like a clown though, because clowns are ****ing creepy.
     
  8. Dubious

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  9. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I have plenty of my own, but I don't want to steal thunder from your homecoming.
     
  10. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    We don't need you anymore, we have Honey Bear.
     
  11. Deji McGever

    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    I think we may have to oil them up and have them wrestle for the hearts and minds of the BBS.
     
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  12. Mr. Clutch

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    Did you bring Macbeth?
     
  13. Dubious

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  14. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    this thread needs a giant unspoilered picture of a members only jacket.

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  15. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    Did MojoMan's balls ascend upto his abdomen?

    lol, use w.e account you want.
     
  16. BrieflySpeaking

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    cool story, bro. seriously, cool story.
     
  17. MojoMan

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    Why you want to inspect them yourself?

    I have never understood this creepy obsession you people have with insisting that one poster must be another poster. I do not know this Trader Jorge, except from a few old posts I have seen, and from the reputation he has among you. Clearly, you people are intimidated by him.
     
  18. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Now the legend as foretold can come to pass: the ultimate clown calamity.

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  19. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    I'm surprised you have the time to log out and log back in consistently. Don't bother the next time.

    Also, show us the combo Cruz move when you can. We've been waiting, eagerly.
     
  20. Rocket River

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    THE RETURN OF . . . . JEFF IN RICHMOND

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    Rocket River
     
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