1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Are you or Have you been a Douchebag?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsjudoka, Jun 30, 2008.

?

Are you or have you been a douchebag? (or dated one)

  1. No, I can honestly claim I am not or never have been a douchebag.

    67.2%
  2. Yes, I am or have been one.

    27.3%
  3. I am a woman and have never dated a douchebag.

    2.3%
  4. I am a woman and yes I have dated a douchebag. I just can't resist barbed wire tats..

    3.1%
  1. brooksstephens

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2003
    Messages:
    1,657
    Likes Received:
    42
    Not trying to stick up for Soulja Boy or anything... but what would you consider to be matching???
     
  2. ClutchCityReturns

    ClutchCityReturns Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2005
    Messages:
    13,321
    Likes Received:
    2,442
    Tell me about it. When my gf goes out on the weekend, her sister always drags her to some douche infested bar. Apparently her sister likes those guys, so I'm always hearing about them through the grapevine.

    I forgot to reply to someone earlier who asked about the New Jersey reference...

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

    There you go.
     
  3. StaticC4

    StaticC4 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2008
    Messages:
    1,129
    Likes Received:
    8
    That's a false statement I consider myself a douche bag, I c****block guys who deserve it for putting up an act,make fun of people, you get the idea. I get called an ass, douche, all that stuff all the time at school it's fine with me most of those people are the real douche bags they are the preps,skaters,jocks,etc.
     
  4. pmac

    pmac Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    8,025
    Likes Received:
    2,638
    I don't have anything against the rappers i named, they were just examples. Basically, you can match most things as long as you don't have too many similar colors (like blue/purple or red/orange). The problem is you don't have to EVERYTHING the same color cause it starts looking real tacky... but they think its "fly" because they can afford to buy $150 lime green shoes that they'll only wear once.
     
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,638
    I worked with this guy once who was from Jersey and had the barbed wire tat so naturally I assumed he was probably a d-bag.

    The guy was cool as **** though, even though he had that jersey toughguy attitude, he was quick to help a guy out and laughed a lot of my jokes.
     
  6. Storm Surge

    Storm Surge Rookie

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2006
    Messages:
    3,574
    Likes Received:
    0
    this thread doesn't work, if you are a true "douchebag" you would never say you are a douchebag.

    In fact, if a douchebag was here, he would say "no way I'm not a douchebag"

    So...everyone that has said that they aren't douchebags, are in fact douchebags.
     
  7. ClutchCityReturns

    ClutchCityReturns Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2005
    Messages:
    13,321
    Likes Received:
    2,442
    Flawed logic.
     
  8. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2001
    Messages:
    15,392
    Likes Received:
    2,157
    I think I've acted like a douche on a few occasions, but I am in no way a douche currently. Back in college I would wear abercrombie everyday and I joined a frat, so I think those days do qualify as douchery looking back on it.
     
  9. Shaud

    Shaud Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2008
    Messages:
    18,350
    Likes Received:
    451
    Hmm judging by some of the stuff in this thread someone with swag is a douchebag.
     
  10. no_answer

    no_answer Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2003
    Messages:
    2,135
    Likes Received:
    165

    He was your boyfriend.
     
  11. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2001
    Messages:
    15,392
    Likes Received:
    2,157

    Dude. I was wearing a Hurley hat as I read this. Crap. I am a douche!
     
  12. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,638
    Only when we were drunk.
     
  13. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2005
    Messages:
    12,691
    Likes Received:
    306
    Guys, forget about the clothing and all of that. Here is all you need.

    Douchebag - An Individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculous in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.


    And all Guidos are douchebags but not all douchebags are Guidos.
     
  14. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    What are boat shoes? Croakies? Tier 1?

    I'm either not a douchebag or I'm terribly un-hip.
     
  15. pmac

    pmac Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    8,025
    Likes Received:
    2,638
    no, douchery is the anti-swag. If you got swagger, you are your own man, go by your own rules, and wear what you wanna wear. A d-bag is a follower who has no personality and yet has the nerve to be arrogant.
     
  16. SWTsig

    SWTsig Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    13,972
    Likes Received:
    3,617
    you get serious demerits if you had left the bill flat and were wearing it sideways.
     
  17. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2002
    Messages:
    30,476
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    Douchebags are the worse, but hipsters are just a notch below.
     
  18. txppratt

    txppratt Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2006
    Messages:
    2,984
    Likes Received:
    296
    i was a wigger too! westbury high school!

    but ya i was a douche once. but i've learned from my douchebaggery. i'm better now.

    my douchebag offense? yes i popped my collar once. my friends will never let me forget it. god that was a terrible decision. :(
     
  19. Shaud

    Shaud Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2008
    Messages:
    18,350
    Likes Received:
    451
    I'm not a douche then.
     
  20. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2001
    Messages:
    15,392
    Likes Received:
    2,157
    Whew, I'm safe then. Bill is nicely curved and worn straight.
     

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now