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Are you or Have you been a Douchebag?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsjudoka, Jun 30, 2008.

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Are you or have you been a douchebag? (or dated one)

  1. No, I can honestly claim I am not or never have been a douchebag.

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  2. Yes, I am or have been one.

    27.3%
  3. I am a woman and have never dated a douchebag.

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  4. I am a woman and yes I have dated a douchebag. I just can't resist barbed wire tats..

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  1. Lady_Di

    Lady_Di Contributing Member

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    Okay, I take my vote back. I haven't dated a douchebag that looked like that!!!
     
  2. ClutchCityReturns

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    I saw a group of about 4 or 5 teenagers walking past our table at Fuddrucker's a while back who had hair like that. It was a low point in my life.
     
  3. SWTsig

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    only tier 2 or lower fraternity members are douchebags... if you wore/dressed like a douchebag (fake tan, hulrey hat, tight shirt, steroids ,spiky hair, etc.), you weren't in a good fraternity - further cementing your place as a douchebag... it's a vicious circle, really.
     
  4. Lady_Di

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    I'll slap my future sons silly if they EVER sport an orange tan, waxed eyebrows, spiky hair and etc.

    Spiky hair is ok as long you don't overdo it.

    Waxed eyebrows is pretty popular with guys in Puerto Rico.
     
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    It's the Reggaeton culture, it must be annihilated. The sooner the better. remember my thanksgiving dinner, where my cousin elena invited 4 guys with braids and plucked eyebrows? They were'nt even from the islands, but from Honduras!! grrr!!
     
  6. Nice Rollin

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    i think the belt buckle and arm band makes him a douche more than anything else in that picture....also the popped collar of course
     
  7. yaoluv

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    fwiw pretty sure a lot of people consider the tier 1, polo shirt, croakies, and boat shoes crowd douches as well
     
  8. Jeremiah

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    I just punched my computer screen.
     
  9. percicles

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    Who the hell still uses gel!?!?!
     
  10. Deckard

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    By this definition I am not, nor have I ever been, a douchebag. Now I'll be able to sleep at night!

    Thank god!! (well, I've flown over New Jersey. does that count??)
     
  11. SWTsig

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    tier 1 guys run ****, tier 2 guys go on to work at verizon wireless.
     
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    I'm seeing a lot of denial on this thread. "Well I've done and worn certain douchebag things but hey that's just my style." I'm betting if you asked any of those guys in the douchebags with hot chicks site they would say the same thing.

    C'mon fess up!
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm glad someone admits it.

    I'm going to make a bumber sticker that says:
    HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR DOUCHEBAG TODAY?

    ;)
     
  15. pmac

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    [REVISED: FOR BLACK DUDES]The definition of "douchebag"

    - Guys who think wearing everything the same color is matching like orange shirt, shoes, orange washed jeans, hat, and shades (see Soulja Boy)
    - Guys who think they are D-boys
    - Guys who speak in an almost homosexual style and talk about how much they love their "homies" and wear their hair in very effeminate hairstyles like dreads in pigtails, borderline androgynous (see Lil'Wayne, Gangstalicious)
    - Guys who wear preppy white guy styles from years ago and think its new (see Kanye West)
    - Guys who think their apart of a gang, Bloods especially right now.
    - Guys who think its bad to be intelligent
    - Guys who would go as far as to carry their gun to your nephew's birthday party to show it off and appear "dangerous"
    - Guys who have tons of jewelry but its all CZ's and stainless steel
    - Guys who have no personal style but wear whatever is "hot" right now, especially those who wore 5x white T's all day and said they would never be caught dead in a tight shirt but now wear tight Ed Hardy graphic T's like every other d bag
     
  16. DonkeyMagic

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    i have not now, nor have i ever taken part in any douchebaggary
     
  17. professorjay

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    That statement alone sounds douche-y.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    Kurt you have way too much knowledge about douchebags.
     
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  20. rocketsjudoka

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    What about white or Asian guys who do these things? Is there a Latino equivalent to Douchebag?

    FYI a lot of the douchebag stuff, spiky hair, popped collars applies to Asians as well although there is special Asian category for douchebags with tricked out Honda Civics.
     

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