Are you a "real" clutchfans?

I am the urban legend that is King of 40 Acres

(just ask airbullard about me)

 

I still have Nomar's PS2.

 

I have had the honor of meeting several Cluthfans.

DD

 

I have met more than a few clutchfans......

 

Totally 100% real here, homey.

I even chugged beers with Fatty Fat b*stard....yesterday

Some of the CF.Net posters I've met....

RocketMan 95
Buck Turgidson
Jeff
Major Malcontent
Lynus 302
Da Dakota
Smeggy Smeg
Behad
Heypartner

 

Im torn between thinking this is one silly-ass game, and attempting to list all of them.

if all it takes is just a couple confirmed, the pictures YoYo mentioned should do it....or I could link to the Smeg Tour pics.

and I can also vouch for RMT eventho he totally forgets me.


oh and btw....giddy is right, if kam wasnt so damn charismatic he would probably be dead by now. (insert rofl smiley here)

 

I have an excuse.

I had been drinking.

 

I'm not real.

I'm actually John Stockton but secretly I've always loved the Rockets. Why do you think I never won a ring? I always felt so guilty about my flopping against the Rockets that I subconsciously didn't feel right winning it all. On the advice of my therapist to make ammends I've been posting on Clutchfans using an alias that pretends to be using their real name and have hired an actor to fill in as "Sishir Chang" when meeting Clutchfans.

 

I live about 300 miles south of Houston, and I can say I have met two Clutch BBS'ers. I met Another Brother a few years ago...went to his show when he came down to the valley and had some beers with him...Tara and I are married.

 

i'm completely fake. it took me years to save up for these boobs.

 

I guess not.

 

I could probably get pretty close to that...

 

yah i dont see that happening for me either. although i can talk rockets with someone for hours.

i guess ill put up a link to my dumb myspace for a while. that should prove something.

 

If you recall, I'm on the run with my smokin' hot replicant babe. Aside was from e-mail exchanges with a few folks here that I admire, I've been forced to keep a low profile.



She's worth it!

Oh, and this guy won't stay off my trail.



Reminds me of basso.

 

I met another Clutchfan when I sold him Guitar Hero. Forgot his moniker.

 

That still doesn't make you real since you are a replicant full of phony memories of watching the Rockets win two World Championships and using an owl to seduce your wife. You're really just 4 years old and the only real Rockets' memories you have all start with JVG taking the reigns.

 

I've watched a game at Clutch's house. HA!

I've probably met 35+ people from this board and count a few among very good friends. A quick look at my phone book and I have at least 10 posters' phone numbers. I probably won't add that finalsbound slipped me her number at BW3. Oh, crap...

 

I admit to having dreams. Ridley Scott is the devil. A poser. I AM HUMAN!!

 

I have met about 10-12 Clutchfans. Great bunch of guys.

Probably my biggest claim to Clutchfans fame, other than anti Longhorn trolling is finishing second at andymoon's last poker tourney. I'm not that great a player I just happened to have some cards that night.