Man, I remember being picked up for taking a leak behind a 7/11. It was after a very long softball game, that went well into the night, and a LOT of beer. After figuring out the vitamins in my pocket were not downers or something (not kidding!), the cops took me to the address on my TDL, which was still my parent's house, although I hadn't lived there for about 4 years. It was a rare instance where the HPD treated better me than they needed to. The drive was out of their way and they certainly could have taken me in. My folks thought it was pretty funny.
A horny drunk. Seriously, I get drunk with 3-5 bottles of beer but after that the next bottles makes me get sober and sober and back to normal. If I want to get wasted, I drink tequila or my favorite whiskey, SPRINGBANK.
I'm pretty laid back, not much changes when I'm drunk. I'm probably a little more energetic...and good looking and charming of course. But then everyone else seems that way when I get drunk too... I had one friend who joined my friends and I for the first time on a night out. He turned out to be a TOTAL belligerent, starting fights w/ anyone he made eye contact with. I'm not kidding. It got to the point where he was trying to fight us off so he could fight some random dude passing by on the street. I got a few bruises doing that. Finally we head home in my car, and he tries to pick fights w/ cars next to us at a red light. While the car is in motion he literally tries to jump out the window at cars next to us who are oblivious to his ranting. Dude was a total maniac. My car was packed, so there were two people in the back trying to keep his stupid ass from leaping out the car going 40 mph. He was literally half-way out the window a few times. And to make matters worse, another friend in the car was so wasted he puked out the other side of my car while moving...fyi most of it ends up on the side of the car, not on the road. Not fun the next morning.
Well, damn Di. If that's your definition of stupid stuff then I need to change my vote. To me, stupid stuff is like putting out your cig butt on someone's forehead or breaking your own window on purpose just to hear it go "tshhhh". You know, destructive stuff. But I pee on stuff all the time, so I guess I'm a bad drunk?
This thread is useless without pics...oh wait... I'm a happy drunk, which means good...I just want to have a good time and have happy time with the ladies...
Fair enough, but that hardly makes one a bad drunk. For myself, I'm usually happy as can be. Energetic, cracking jokes, and just generally enjoying myself. I'm a lot less picky about where I'll pee, and I may debate issues and whatnot with friends or something, but that's about all. When I'm playing pool and drinking, I watch out for this one point in drinking where I become damn near unstoppable. I'm pretty good as-is, but when I hit that point I'll run the table. My friends know to watch out for it and encourage more boozing, because they know I'm not as dominant when I pass that point. Whiskey, on the other hand, which I LOVE, is another story. I don't get belligerent or anything like that, but its like a veil has been pulled from my eyes and my mind. I don't turn into an *******, but I get confidant as hell, to the point of being a cocky. If I get enough whiskey in me, its almost a true-to-life "women want me, fish fear me" scenario. And hell, I don't even fish.
I'm waiting for Fatty to come and tell us he's a good drunk. I don't have more than maybe 3 drinks, so I don't know if I can really say for myself.
Mostly a good drunk, although I've had a few bad experiences where I can't even recall what I did the night before (not good). But on the whole those experiences are far and few between (probably 5 times in all the times I've been drunk which is a lot). Just depends what kind of mood I'm in and also what I've been drinking. With beer I'm chill, it is when I take shot after shot after shot is when I could get belligerent as is the case with most people I guess.
I'm a good drunk. If I get plastered, I pass out. My wife, OTOH, is a bad drunk. If she gets plastered, she gets mean. Extremely mean.
It's ok for men to be horny when drunk cuz it's the best aphrodisiac. For women, it's generally mula.
Good drunk by the titles definition? Hardly. But I typically only drink on the weekends. Couldn't tell you how many drinks I typically have on a weekend night, but it's more than three. As far as my demeanor, most of my friends call me an angry sober. ie. I'm much more affable after I've had a few.
