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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aussie rocket, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. StaticC4

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    Hotballa files anybody?
     
  2. Special Patrol Group

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    Did he ask you for nude photographs of Walter Brennan?
     
  3. thadeus

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    Did you get a boner?
     
  4. aussie rocket

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    No Thad, I didnt.

    And to be fully honest, I feel kinda vulnerable today.

    At work, in the elevator, and certainly in the bathroom, I really dont want to make any eye contact or even talk to dudes....usually i'm affable and friendly to everyone around the place.

    Hopefully all just temporary.
     
  5. TECH

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    Did you actually stumble into the wrong bar? :eek:
     
  6. TECH

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    Is there an uncut version of the movie, or just deleted scenes? I love that movie. :D
     
  7. moestavern19

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    Theres just a little more foreskin on the tip, thats all.
     
  8. BrieflySpeaking

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    Dude, I woulda knocked that mothaf%&% OUTTT!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  9. aussie rocket

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    Dont get it twisted - If I had my time again I would knock the little b**** out.

    But until your in that situation you dont know just how sudden, unexpected and shocking it all is.
     
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    Unintended comedy gold. :D ... **** = jack ?
     
  11. YaosDirtyStache

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    I have never laughed harder at ANY replies in any thread in my life. THIS is truly hilarious.

    To the closet gay guy from Australia, quit tapping your feet in the bathroom. It didnt work out for that congressman and didnt work for you.
     
  12. rocketsjudoka

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    You should've said something as soon as he grabbed your ass to head things off at the pass. (Pun intended.) I think you are getting too worked up over it. So you had some creep make a pass at you in the bathroom it doesn't mean that suddenly you have a Gay perv target on you.
     
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    I thought Kam only liked little girls.
     
  14. aussie rocket

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    Glad you think so.

    And shut the fark up.
     
  15. arkoe

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    Michael Westin says you were in the right place for a fight: "In a fight, you have to be careful not to break the little bones in your hand on someone's face. That's why I like bathrooms: lots of hard surfaces."
     
  16. Gakatron

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    Dude, I thought it was pretty cool there was two Tassie dudes on here, so I came down to Hobart town to meet you, I guess if I had my time again I would of introduced myself differently.
     
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    Ewww........ :(
     
  18. kpsta

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    It's almost summer down-under... people suppose get groped.
     
  19. Angkor Wat

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    LMAO. Thread of the Year potential. Some guy gets that close to me, that is enough for me to knock him out.
     
  20. RunninRaven

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    Did you tell him you had to return some video tapes?

    Seriously, though. When I was 16 I worked at Pizza Inn as a cook and there were two delivery drivers there. One was this disgusting 40 year old bisexual dude who basically verbally sexually harassed ALL of us younger kids there. But we were all guys so we pretty much just told him to go **** himself and moved on (that's how guys do it -- screw lawsuits). But the story that eventually became legend was this one dude who was a couple years older than me, went into the bathroom to take a piss. I guess someone was at the urinal because he went into the stall. While he was pulling it out, this bisexual dude came into the bathroom knelt down at the front of the door looking through the crack and asked the guy "Let me see it" or something to that effect. So this other guy, not wanting to disappoint this creep, turned around and promptly pissed in his face. He was our hero for a while after that. No matter how many times the bisexual dude said something about my tight jeans or whatever, I could always come back with, "Hey Daryl, I gotta take a leak, could you come over here for a second?"

    Anyway, I think the point of my story is, don't even bother stopping the stream. Just piss on the guy.
     

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