hahah i've never seen the uncut version that was hilarious. man you are unlucky for that to happen.. then again.. you are lucky?
I would have definitely kicked his ass. I can't think of any other time where a man is more vulnerable than in a public restroom relieving himself. What kind of sick **** comes and touches you like that. You should have definitely told him to **** off... but with your fist.
You should have slapped him in the face with it. Suffice to say he would enjoy it... but it's worth a shot.
larry craig is a thai dude? so when the guy initially came up from behind and grabbed your ass did you say anything or did you just ignore and keep peeing? he might have taken the fact that you didnt openly object to be an invitation. i really cant say till it happens, but im pretty sure that i would have absolutely freaked out screaming at him when he grabbed my ass. even if he backs off there he deserves to be punched, but if he went went as far as he did w/ you he should expect the beat-down of a lifetime...especially in texas.
I was mid flow or I would of pissed off straight away - I didnt know what to say so I just ignored him. I thought gay recognised gay?....this guys gaydar must be seriously fkd...either that or my wife should be very worried.