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approaching a female

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. eveluvsrox

    eveluvsrox Member

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    lmaoooooooo
     
  2. stipendlax

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    Kucinich in 2012, right???
     
  3. STIX

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    Be YOURSELF and try being CONFIDENT.

    APPROACH the chick and a simple "What's up" will do; just make sure to carry the conversation till she hands over the number. :cool:
    Same ol' routine. :p

    Try going to a Hooters chicks there are very damn talkative.
     
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    In another thread you mentioned you were desperate for some lovin. I can't imagine why, what with this outstanding strategy.
     
  5. HKC

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    I didn't say im desperate, but that its been a month and i would love to get laid right now but i have other things to worry about right now.

    Suck it easy.
     
  6. Shaud

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    lol ..
     
  7. Roxfan73

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    This approach has worked very well for myself, and all who have requested my counsel:

    First of all , you never let on how much you like a girl.
    Example: "Oh, Debbie...Hi."

    Two, you always call the shots.
    Example: "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

    Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.
    Example: "Isn't this place great?"

    Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.
    Example: "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

    And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
     
  8. MadMax

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    man, that sounds like a winner! i'll ask my wife.
     
  9. Rashmon

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    Check the morning obits cause Hunt/Kill/Cuddle is on the prowl...
     
  10. Baqui99

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    1. First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

    2. Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

    3. Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

    4. Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. 'Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.'

    5. And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
     
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    Dude. This was posted just three posts ago.
     
  12. Tom Bombadillo

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    Fail. lol
     
  13. No Worries

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    Ahhh ... Mike Damone's five-point plan from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
     
  14. BMoney

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    Anybody up for the third "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" gospel?
     
  15. Shaud

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    smh ..
     
  16. Hoee Ass

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    It doesn't have to be like whats up? You could be like, nice weather today huh? And then it could go on from there.. or.. you give her a compliment. If that don't work.. well......

    <spoiler><img src="http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8619/mystery.jpg"></spoiler>

    talk to this guy. :rolleyes:
     
  17. ferrari77

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    Nah girl, You're just a good woman to your man. I bet your fiance approves of this tactic and has no probs. with you acting like that.
     
  18. pmac

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    You must be really young. Women are just like us. When a woman approaches you, she doesn't have to win you over...if you're attracted to her. If you don't find her attractive then you make up any excuse to stop the conversation. Women do the same thing. If she is attracted to you, she is ready to give you her number before you even ask...as long as you don't say or do something stupid.
     
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    Listen up Ladies and gents this is the correct answer. I knew there was a reason why mlwoo liked you. To go further... in certain cases/situations if a girl likes you enough you could even say or do something stupid and she'll still like you.
     
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    Dont think about it too much, dont go up to her saying, "ummm, ummm". Just talk. Say something funny/stupid, it doesnt matter. Like Asian Sensation said, if she finds you attractive she'll laugh at anything you say. :cool:
     

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