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approaching a female

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. Deckard

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    Whatever happened to walking up to a chick and saying "Hi!" with a smile. I've been out of the business for a very long time, but that always worked for me. And if you get a negatory response, you don't spend 30 minutes spinning your wheels.

    Or you could have a pet owl. That's how I met my wife.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

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    Oh, I wholeheartedly disagree, sir:
    ^^ Sound like requesting advice. ;)
     
  3. JuLiO-R-

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    Just do what my friend does:

    You: Hi. Are you Erica?
    Girl: No...
    You: Oh, what's your name?

    *Conversation Begins*
     
  4. Rashmon

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    Each post provides additional evidence that HKC = Hunt/Kill/Cuddle
     
  5. Lady_Di

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    I'm surprised you didn't say "STALK HER"
     
  6. MadMax

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    My wife approached me.

    I had a Bill Clinton button on my backpack in the fall of 1992 at Baylor. She was from Little Rock. She told me i had it all wrong if I was voting for Clinton....and that she thought she had met me earlier that week. We had 4 classes together my freshman year.

    so the secret is wearing a political button on your backpack, and then the girls will come to you.
     
  7. HKC

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    lol, dude, the stalking doesn't begin till she rejects me. ;)
     
  8. eveluvsrox

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    more lies :D
    my first post told it all.
    then you told on yourself with the reply :D :D :D :p
     
  9. Luckkky

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    LOLLLL
     
  10. Luckkky

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    fineeeeeee, im guilty!! dammit
     
  11. Luckkky

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    Eve, can i have your number? :)
     
  12. HKC

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    so you're saying i cuddle with dead bodies? WTF is the matter with you?!?

    You disgust me! :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :confused: :)
     
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    yes indeedy! Whats wrong with that? Cleaner than just rubbing one off on yourself or somewhere else. Wash the bottle and then recycle it. Whats the big deal?
     
  15. thegary

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    wow dude
     
  16. eveluvsrox

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    admitting you have a problem is the first step in the rehab process
     
  17. HKC

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    Not to mention its a fun little game when you bring th bottle further away and try and aim into it. Helps your aim big time. I bet you lay in your bed, lift your legs all the way into the air and j*zz in your own face so don't try and make it out to be so gross.
     
  18. eveluvsrox

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    sure why not :p
     
  19. Rockets2K

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    nice start, but if you gonna pull out the immortal BloodNinja, go all the way.

    :D



     
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    This is fun!
     

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