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Hehe! Funny story. You should've asked for her number. If you can make a girl laugh, you got the green light.
You can say "How about those Rockets?" If she gives you a blank stare, then move on. You wanna a girl at least know what you're talking about! Speaking of talking to girls, I have no idea if guys say something to me if they're behind me or whatever. They probably think I'm a b**** for not replying back.
I don't have a number, sorry! Seriously, you can just talk about sports...ask her about Rockets, Astros or Texans. What a good way to get a chick who likes sports???
Like Jim Gaffigan joked, if a good looking person smiles at you, you think 'Hmm... what a nice person'. If an ugly person smiles at you, you're like 'What do they want?!'
negative. they DO think you're a b****. but it's not your fault. girls have a defense mechanism for all the guys hitting on them all day. we're the ones that created that mechanism. but yea, there's no doubt they think you're a b****.
that is if youre immature... a smile to me is so common, ill smile at the homeless guy on the corner after giving him a buck
I use the TGCP to establish eye contact and get true position then increase my perceived value by waving to imaginary people on the other side of the room. I wear a cowboy hat which is a C3P0, which gives us a common talking point during the CMd1. Then I cater to her maternal instinct by demonstrating an ability to lead the pack as I yell fire and guide everyone out of the room. I finish with a nonchalant goodbye to show her I could pull others in the field and use openers to gauge their interest in my c1r3. I close in on several other solitary targets using the panther walk as a method of cognitive reconnaissance but sometimes freak out if I don't have my openers manual. Can't wait to see you all at the convention.
Luckkky, don't bring up excuse after excuse for any suggestion, commentary, or advice we give you. I know you're smarter than that, sir. Take it and say acknowledge if you like it or no, but... it sounds like we're shooting you straight up answers, but you find reasons to dismiss them. Please tell me if I am wrong, and I will understand. We... well, some of us, at least, don't want you to fall flat on your face when you try this. We certainly don't want you to look like a fool. We don't know you personally, so we don't know exactly how you should approach or even say anything to any woman, but we know some things are always right: know when they're comfortable with you approaching them, and know when it is time to start asking for personal stuff like what kind of coffee they like, when you can ask if they will be back at the place where you just saw them, or when do they think we will finally get past the first round. Notice Lady_Di gave some advice about asking the girl about Rockets' stuff, you DIDN'T, and she rejected you. See, you didn't listen, brother. That was your chance! Thank you, sir. You can hit that GREEN +/- button now.
I'm a fly ass beeyootch though! Seriously, I've had encounters when a guy got mad at me because I told him I couldn't understand him. He would tell me or my friend that I was lying and he would call me names just because I didn't want to holler. So yea, I'm a beeyootch.
Look at her and smile. Turn Away. Look back if she is looking at you it’s an invitation to start a conversation. It works about half the time.
It's all about eye contact. That's what works for me. Make sure to lock eyes and make sure she looks your way again and sees u still looking, you have to have the right facial expression as well as you dont wanna come off creepy but more of letting her know, "look woman, im undressing you with my eyes and im about to do just that with my hands in a matter of days or perhaps hours. And there is nothing you're gonna do about it, because we both know you want it" ...And b/c i just paid you and you could at least pretend to want me! jk..or am i? But really, once you notice she takes a couple of glances back at you to see if you're still checking her out, you're free to go in and just start a conversation of just about anything. Thats the point i take advantage of the situation and just try and charm her and make her laugh, mostly acting like a goof but thats just cuz thats more of how my humor is and i feel it makes them feel more comfortable in my experience. But im not just any dork, its a confident goofiness. Sometimes you don't need her to take a few glances back at you to get to that point anyway, sometimes all you need is that one moment where you lock eyes and it feels like no one else is around but you two. That one is the hottest.
