My brothers do not turn against me. May I not exchange just a couple simple phrases of affection with the woman I love in the place I most hold dear? Is it not here in the hangout we come to express ourselves in any form? Can we not talk about pooping, pissing, spitting, swallowing, farting, belching, felching, donkey punching, dirty sanchez-ing, queefing, and masculine pregnancy like normal guys do when no females are around? Do we not make degrading remarks on a regular basis about women most of us would have sex with in an instant? DO WE NOT HAVE 450,000 WHATS IN THE CD PLAYER THREADS FOR ****S SAKE So I beg you all, please stfu and let me live! WILL YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME LIVE.
Aww. You're so precious. I love you. I wish you were here right now. I miss you like crazy. It's true, Shannon Finley sounds a whole lot better than Shannon Hanus.
That chick looks like Jessica's assistant/best friend. Nick needs to move to Massachusetts, Connecticut, or Vermont.