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AP Report : Matt Leinart had sex with USC Guard.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    My brothers do not turn against me. May I not exchange just a couple simple phrases of affection with the woman I love in the place I most hold dear?

    Is it not here in the hangout we come to express ourselves in any form?

    Can we not talk about pooping, pissing, spitting, swallowing, farting, belching, felching, donkey punching, dirty sanchez-ing, queefing, and masculine pregnancy like normal guys do when no females are around?

    Do we not make degrading remarks on a regular basis about women most of us would have sex with in an instant?

    DO WE NOT HAVE 450,000 WHATS IN THE CD PLAYER THREADS FOR ****S SAKE


    So I beg you all, please stfu and let me live!

    WILL YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME LIVE.
     
  2. IROC it

    IROC it Member

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    Sensitive. :eek:
     
  3. WhoMikeJames

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    Cmon man Use a Trojan you trojan
     
  4. geeimsobored

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    Living isn't allowed
     
  5. finalsbound

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    Aww. You're so precious. I love you. I wish you were here right now. I miss you like crazy. :(

    It's true, Shannon Finley sounds a whole lot better than Shannon Hanus.
     
  6. KingCheetah

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    Extra Sensitive with Ribs.
     
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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  8. rrj_gamz

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    LOL...Yeah, moes and finalsbound, get a room...There is no showing affection on this board... :p
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Tell that to TheCat the next time Chris Simms comes up.
     
  10. Saint Louis

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    Just always remember to practice safe sex.
     
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  11. Smokey

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    That chick looks like Jessica's assistant/best friend.

    Nick needs to move to Massachusetts, Connecticut, or Vermont.
     
  12. Tonaaayyyy

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    good thing she waited after the contract


    $$$$$
     
  13. Master Baiter

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    It wouldn't have mattered. She would have gotten hers, uh, I mean the babies, regardless.
     

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