[AP]Circumcision reduces HIV risk by up to 60 percent

-Trimming your nails is not natural.
-Shaving your beard is not natural.
-Cutting your hair is not natural.
-Removing tonsils is not natural.
-Removing the appendix is not natural.
-Any surgery, for that matter, is not natural.

I never had the choice to be circumcised...but it really doesn't matter to me.

I'm glad that my parents chose to trim my nails and cut my hair when I was a child though - because it made my baby pictures better than what they may have been.

The fact is...if something is going to give a better chance of a healthier life - then why not? If there was a surgery that could guarantee your newborn child 20/20 vision for life, would you not do it?

I would...natural or not.

 

do whatever you want and good luck.

 

there is a reason why hospital offers it as an option to parents. This is a relative minor surgery. After watching how my baby was pulled out of his mom, I believe circumcision is way less sufferring than that.

Let's just not go to natural or un-natural. There is no end in debating it. If you like the way God makes it to be, bless you, and good luck.

Yes, I said it there.

 

Look I don't know who you are and what you claim to be slinging in this Grand crackhouse we all call the Love Shack but I've got 58 dollars in my pocket in pure hard gold dust that says you're about as legit as a Sicilian-owned Vacuum Belt shop. Now i'm gonna give you 2 choices here. 1, you take your ugly, good for nothing goldbricking ass the **** out of my hangout and I don't publically humiliate you in front of 20,000 screaming infidels. 2.) You continue to act like a pompous douche and I'll peckersmack you back to the SamFisher academy you fabricated your degree from you insufferable cockflounder.

 

oh come on...it's not straw man when he's clearly joking completely...

geez people. so quick to throw out smart ass insults.

 

This may be the best post all year.

 

Yeah nice try there Artie McStrawman.

Go find a couple more buzzwords and try and use complete sentences next time.

 

I am really scared.

Time for you to take the blue pills.

 

If it's a joke, it is a stupid joke.

 

If I offeded you, sorry.

I knew I shouldnt go there.

Let's call it stop.

 

100%? News to me.

 

heh

he clearly is deficit in the humor department.

Insufferable cockflounder.

and in the TMI department

uncircumsized men have an advantage over uncircumsized....that ridge that is exposed when the foreskin is clipped can provide extra stimulation for their partners.

 

You shot who in the what now?

 

Nice thread but you're about two or three months after this news broke.

PS the accoutrements are much appreciated.

 

My penis is pretty awesome. The only way it would be more awesome would be if I could turn my head to the left and pee regular and then turn my head to the right and pee Mountain Dew.

(p.s. I know that it looks like Mountain Dew after I take vitamins but, trust me on this, it's not Mountain Dew.)

 

So how long before Rick Perry mandates that all boys be circumcised?

 

(fixed it for what you meant to say)


If we're gonna go TMI.. when the little man is at full attention, that ridge is exposed for an uncircumsized person, too... the foreskin pulls back. So that advantage isn't really there..

 

Or you could get Bobbitized.

 

Whatever, I'm glad I'm all natural, baby! And to reduce the chances of getting HIV, I just don't have sex. Not by choice though.