Anyone here that DOES NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom?

Personally, I would abbreviate "penis essence" to simply "penessence"

 

This reminds of that time I wiped my ass with that dollar bill, hmmm I wonder whatever happened to that one?

 

Wow, since Caveman hasn't posted in a while, it's good to know there are still other "Cavemen" out there.

I'm with fadeway, Achebe, et al here all the way.

Son, you are so clueless on this subject. Your wang is not dirtier than any other part of my body? Last I checked, most if not all of my body parts were not located INCHES FROM YOUR ASS. ANYTHING that is located that close to your sweaty, sticky, smelly, hairy ass...I DO NOT want to come in contact with before I eat. I shudder to think about how many times I've shaken your hand. Come out of your cave and join the party, PLEASE.

I can't believe nobody has posted their rules for washing their hands after using a public restroom yet...SIGH. I avoid public restrooms like the plague, but when I absolutey have to use them, these are the procedures I follow (and I've noticed MOST people at work do the EXACT same thing):

After you finish doing your business --

1. Turn on the faucet

2. Get a towel ready. Most restrooms have towel receptacles whereby you pull the lever 'til the towel comes out. After turning on the faucet, pull the towel lever until you have enough towel hanging from the receptacle.

3. WASH YOUR HANDS. This seems to be the hard part for a lot of you.

4. Leave the faucet RUNNING, then tear the towel from the receptacle. DRY YOUR HANDS.

5. Take the towel you just dried your hands with, and use it as a protective shield to TURN OFF THE FAUCET.

6. DO NOT throw this towel away yet. After you've turned off the faucet, take the towel and use it as a protective shield again and OPEN THE DOOR to exit the restroom.

7. If there is a trash can near the door, put your towel in this trash can while holding the door open with your other hand (you of course should not be touching the door knob with your off-hand, but some other part of the door). If there is not a trash can near the exit, THROW THE TOWEL ON THE FLOOR. I don't like to litter, but in this case, littering is unavoidable. You simply cannot risk coming in contact with a restroom door handle with your bare hands.

Follow these simple steps EVERY TIME you use a public restroom. It really doesn't take that long, I promise.

 

I think I know which one of you guys is Jerry Seinfeld.

 

TheFreak put together that method after following DREAMer around for a year.

I demand royalties.

 

Hey Freak, what about those restrooms that have those blowdryer thingies instead of paper towels?

 

I haven't gone through this whole thread yet, but does anyone flush the toilet with with their feet? I do that all the time. It's a little more difficult at the comode, and if people are around it looks weird.

After that, I basically do the same as THE FREAK or DREAMER. I don't litter though. Just make the jump shot, or throw the paper towel away in the closest bin after you leave the bathroom.

This thread is old as hell and I really didn't care to post in it before, but the other day in the cafeteria bathroom, I was witness to some dude in the Corp pissing, not washing, and walking straight out to dinner. That was disgusting.