Anyone here that DOES NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom?

That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger



...and appears to make many of you much bigger pansy asses!

 

oh shizzle, i just wet myself after reading that...

let me make sure i go wash myself

 

crispee,

I haven't heard of those laws, but it makes sense. As you obviously well know, I work at a restaurant. I rarely come into actual contact with someone's food, whether I've touched cash or not. I even more rarely use the bathroom at work (they're disgusting), but I always wash my hands after a restroom stop, regardless if I'm at work or not. To be truthful, at work, I don't wash my hands as much as I should, or a health inspector would want, but I do wash my more than any other waiter at my restaurant.

My statement had just about nothing to do with someone's less than hygenic habits, and everything to do with people only thinking in terms of "me", as in themselves. It's a very selfish way to live.

It was in response to everyone who posted something to the effect of "touch my own penis disease". When in fact, it's not the transfer of germs from your own privates to somewhere else on your body, but a transfter of germs from your (or someone else's) privates to someone else. When you only think in terms of it's not gonna hurt me, then that irritates me. I guess, you've uncovered another of my pet-peeves, "selfishness".

No, why should they? Sometimes, the other person is right.

What does this mean? Was I referring to you in one of my previous posts? No, only the one about oral-sex and washing. Why don't you tell us all your "position"?

Dude, if you have that much time and energy on your hands to worry about me "extrapolating" a thread into a soap box speech, then maybe I should be on your ignore list. I haven't said anything more than what most of the "washers" in this thread have said. Get over it.

If you can't have a discussion/disagreement with someone without telling them they shouldn't tell you how to do something, then maybe that "is a character trait worthy of self-reflection".

I'm the type of person who can have a disagreement with someone, but still remain friends afterward. For some reason most people can't. Oh well....

 

Know what? I just don't care. I wouldn't shake hands with a person who was obviously unclean (meaning visible dirt or something), but I'm not going to get into a tizzy worrying about whether or not I'm getting anywhere near Achebe's "penis essense."

This thread is funny as hell, but I'm going to waste time developing a complex. Its just not worth it.

 

This whole thread reminds me of when Jason Lee stinkpalms Michael Rooker in Mallrats.

 

Wow. I think that the majorit yof the hangout posters just enjoy confrontation. Never knew a major argument could start about washing hands!

Personally, if the restroom I'm in is remotely sanitary, I do wash my hands. However, if it looks like there's more bacteria on the fawcet than there is on me, I avoid it.

I had to visit Roxbury Community college recently. I think that was the most disgusting restroom on the planet. And no, I didn't wash my hands, for fear of contracting some sort of bizarre disease.

 

One of the funniest scenes in any movie.

 

That one crossed the line for me . There's a narrow gap between "funny" and "disgusting," and that one was on the wroooong side.

OTOH, Kevin Smith movies rule

(although I haven't seen the latest one, still... couldn't imagine Jay & Silent Bob being that funny in their own feature film.... tied with R2 and C3PO as the all-time coolest side-characters, though)

 

First of all, the following people should disqualify themselves from continuing to post in this thread:

Pole
BlastOff
rockHEAD
ROXRAN
Hydra
mr_oily

Second, I would like to open a new, more constructive sub-topic here. Namely: What is the ideal angle at which to pee so as not to get splashed by the rebound? My theory is 45 degrees down and 45 to the right (or left), or the closest possible approximation thereto. (The taller you are, the better your possible angle.) Also, the alignment of urinals and the severity of crowding will of course limit your ability to stand to the side.

 

How in the world can you be a Kevin Smith fan and not go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back??? Its well worth the seven bucks; do yourself a favor and go see it.

 

Jeff, it's just one of those mysteries that man will never solve. Do not meddle with powers you cannot possibly comprehend. You may end up condemning us all.

I WARN YOU NOT TO DEFY THE URINAL!! (and, to a lesser extent, the urinal cake...)

 

This is without a doubt the funniest thread I have read in while

I ALWAYS wash after visiting the restroom, and long for the day when they are all truly "non touch".

I'm not going to argue about whether any of you non -washers gave clean genitalia, but I would just as soon not have to worry about it. It is somewhat debatable whether washing your hands in a public restroom actually does more harm than good, but I do it anyway.

As for anyone thinking that germs from a restroom can't do any harm - HELLO! E-Coli kills people!

 

George Carlin's take:

I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your dick. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your dick while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?

 

rm95, that reminds me of a funny story. A few years ago, when the Vans/Warp tour was here in Salt Lake, I ran to the john during sets. There was a punk rock kid standing at one of the urinals.... w/ his shorts around his ankles and his hairy ass staring at me in full splendor. It was probably one of the funniest things that I have seen in person. LMAO.

 

Oh crap, I knew we'd met in one way or another...

 

Sounds like a great name for a perfume or aftershave

Calvin Kleins Ass Air

and the new aftershave from

Hugo Boss Penis Essence

 

Well I'm off to the LOO


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Decisions...... Decisions

do i have to clean my hands before i post again?????

 

I think this may be a quote from some movie about Don King: "I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my ****"........oops can I say that? I meant rooster

 

Hey man...I got bleeped. This new board rocks. I actually get bleeped for using a word that could mean male chicken. I love it!!! Please don't ban me! Just give me a warning

 

Heh. Carlin's funny, but I think he's starting to go senile by now.

Anyhow....*strangles thread* Die! Die, damn you.....just.....die.....