Anyone here that DOES NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom?

Oh, I understand now. You guys must constantly have semen all over your penis whenever you go to the bathroom. Cool.

Next time we're in Charleston...

 

I did tell you that I'm a habitual masturbator, didn't I?

'Til Charleston.

(I'll be back there for Christmas for a few weeks... mmmm... stormy winter beaches in the Southeast... mmmm... gnocchi from Blossom mmmm... sweet tea, mmmm... people that make eye contact and say "hello".)

 

Most facilities nowadays have sinks with motion sensors.

 

Hey -- I thought IKEA was the only place that had those!

Reminds me of when the Simpsons went to Japan and Homer was dazzled by the dancing waters display in the toilet -- "They're light years ahead of us!"

 

Yeah, but now we have to improve the technology so they still dont' turn off every three seconds.

 

why can't they make the little feet pedals like what doctors use.

speaking of which, would you want your doctors and surgeons not to wash their hands?

 

Could care less. I've never been to a doctor that didn't use gloves.

And I wouldn't pick a doctor who had trouble with peeing on his hands.

 

Rocketman: Dude, we're talking basic hygiene here, along the lines of brushing your teeth, combing your hair, washing your face when you get up in the morning, wiping after number two....basic stuff that your mom teaches you (I hope!).

I remember George Carlin doing a comedy bit about hygiene where he basically says that it is unnecessary to do a lot of this stuff....funny man, but he's crazy and gross too.

 

Basic hygeine includes washing your dick when you take a shower. Your parents also should have taught you how to piss. I can do both. My dick is no dirtier than anyother part of your body. Do you wash your hands after putting on socks? Why not? Your feet may have been touching your germ filled floor all day. Do you wash your hands after you scratch your head? I don't think my dick is any dirtier than that, and if your's is, I feel really sorry for you.Do you wash your hands every time you handle currency? Why not, that currency has probably been touched by hundreds, if not thousands of people? That quarter you just touched may have been licked by the family dog, or picked up off the ground. You didn't wash your hands? You sick f*ck, I think everyone in your family should be beheaded, and then placed on public display for us to piss on.

 

I'm glad I'm not a high school student. Those bathrooms have to be the worst ever! One time I walked into one and I saw A guy walk to the stall at the end and kinda jumped back as he was about to walk in. Turns out that somebody took a **** on the floor.

 

This reminds me: Anyone here that DOES NOT have their S.O. wash their mouth after oral sex?

If you don't ... that is just gross!!

 

What is this 'oral sex' that you guys keep talking about?

 

i can show you achebe (i love guys with tattoos!)

 

My S.O swallows, so no biggie.

 

As everyone used to say to AliCat, "Well don't just sit there, post a picture of yourself!".



j/k

That reminds me... maybe it's cold enough to finish up my tattoo. I can actually bundle up now (the slippery greasey bloody feeling w/ just a t-shirt on gets kind of old).

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There is a HUGE difference between wanting to come into contact with MY genitals or my SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S genitals, and NOT wanting to come into contact with everyone else's genitals. How simple is that?

There are reasons why there are LAWS about employees washing their hands after using the restroom.....

Some of you must stop living in your own little world, where you are the only important person living. Your actions affect others, and if others live like you (don't wash up) their actions may affect you, or worse ME!

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Achebe,

You really are trying to get a date with outlaw, aren't you? You sweet-talker you.

 

Bravo. (clap clap clap)

 

There are also laws about employees not handling money and food without washing their hands. So, do you wash your hands after handling your money? Your money can affect me and make me sick.

DREAMer, are you actually being condescending again, with the "some of you must stop living in your own little world"?

You ever hear how "you should," "you could," and "you ought to" are worth eradicating from ones language. People know the rules of pissing and washing, and you don't even know my position anyhow. What is unnecessary, is you extrapolating this silly thread into yet another DREAMer opportunity to say "you should" change. One of these days, you'll let it go. Living life attempting to change people's opinion at every opportunity is a character trait worthy of self-reflection.

 

Actually, your mouth is one of the dirtiest, most bacteria-filled places on your body. My wife and I are clean freaks and shower before any oral sex...our privates are generally cleaner than our mouths. ... So the opposite conclusion is true - we wash our privates after oral sex.

Btw, anyone else see American Pie 2? We busted a nut laughing when we saw the lesbian scene with the girls forcing the guys to kiss. Much better than American Pie 1 imo.