Anyone here that DOES NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom?

rocketman95, JuanValdez and DaDakota... you guys are some sick ****s. Is there a way to avoid touching your penis? rm95, does shanna know when you guys are around the office, that you're wiping your essence de penis all over the workplace? Do you guys not wipe your butts or do you just galavant around with ass air all over your hands? Sick ****s.

I don't know if I can ever talk to any of you again. You guys are gross.

 

I've got a story that none of you can top. This actually happened where I used to work.

The shop was in a 2 story warehouse & they had added a second floor above our shop for the storage of boxes, packing supplies, old files, etc. Our shop had the usual drop down panels for a ceiling with the lights & a/c ducts built in to it. One day, just to the right of my work bench, water came pouring out of the a/c duct & running onto the floor. It was during the heat of the summer, so we just assumed it was the a/c pan overflowing & proceeded to call the a/c guy out to fix it. He couldn't find anything wrong with the system & left. About 2-3 weeks later, it happened again. This time it was a little yellowish in color, but because the inside of the a/c duct was orange, we just attributed it to that. Again, no problem was found & we're starting to think that the a/c guy hasn't got a clue what he's doing. About a month later, you guessed it, it happens again & it had a urine smell this time. This time I decided to go look for myself upstairs. When I got upstairs, there was no sign of water running down the outside of the duct, but the wooden floor on one side of the duct appeared wet (no, I didn't touch it) & the duct was bowed out, so there was no way that the drip could come from the roof. As I was about to leave, I caught a glance at an angle of a splash mark on the foil backing of the duct. Looking closer, I could see that the foam sealer around the duct at the floor had been dug away to allow the piss to drain off. After I made it known what had been found, it never happened again & we never caught the sick f*ck. Fortunately, no one (like a customer) was ever standing under it when it happened. Top that story.

 

When I was young, I pissed in a cup and told someone it was orange juice.

Yes, they drank it.

Ohhhh, karma is gona kick my ass for that one.

Maybe it already has

 

goldenshower?

 

Sounds like gettingbranded is a germophobe to me.

Is your hero, gb, Jerry Seinfeld?

I used to never wash my hands when I got done using the bathroom whether it was a piss or a dump. Now, I usually do, but sometimes I forget. Hell, it's not like I'm a cook or anything like that.

Who gives a flying f*** if I wash my hands? It's my Johnson and it's like someone else said, are you afraid of getting some disease from touching your own Johnson??

 

What the hell is wrong with you?

How can anyone <b>not</b> wash their hands after going? Whether or not you are a cook is irrelevant. You still end up turning doorknobs, handling money, shaking hands, etc..

What about little kids who open up doors that you've contaminated and then end up licking chocolate off their fingers later on? Surely you don't get off on making little kids sick with your own filth?

I cannot understand this barbaric attitude. We're living in a society, people.

 

I'm sure you stupid f*cks who think the worst thing in the world is not having washed after touching your penis would have no problem asking a woman to stick it in her mouth. Hopefully, all the women you have to pay to do anything to you will adopt your attitude and stop giving you head.

Y'all are the sick f*cks.

 

We're actually born with a certain amount of immunity to these commonplace "germs" from other people. If we weren't, we'd get sick every time we stepped out of our homes.

In fact recent studies have shown that our massive consumption of anti-bacterial agents during the past decade has lowered our immunity to common diseases.

As a general rule, people are pretty messy creatures whether we was our hands constantly or not. We sweat, we breath, we ooze any number of bodily fluids -- I'm not sure that clean hands is the greatest of our concerns.

And as far as the little kid goes -- have you ever been around little kids? As a former pre-school teacher's aid I can attest to the fact that kids will stick ANYTHING in their mouths -- dirt, half-eaten food, dead bugs...I'm pretty sure a few Johnson germs won't do much harm.

 

Do you also agree that it's okay to "forget" to wash your hands occassionally after doing #2, like Manny?

 

My friend worked at Taco Bell for a little while. One day while he was working a bum came in and used the restroom and then exited, but they found out later that he left a calling card behind. Sure he went to the bathroom, sure he took a dump, but then he got his **** and mashed it all over the bathroom.

Now that is disgusting.

The manager told my friend to clean it up. My friend said, "I quit."



BTW, good thread GB

 

LOL!!! ROFLMFAO!! I would love to use that as my new sig, but it would probably get banned.

Fadeaway,
Your germophobia reminds me so much of Seinfeld, that I'm laughing just thinking about it.

For the record, I doubt my unwashing of my hands after touching my rod is going to cause some little kid to catch germs when they touch a doorknob or eat chocolate, etc., especially considering that there are never any little kids at my house, at my workplace, at my parents' house, etc.

What Jeff's wife said is exactly true. Little kids do more disgusting things than touching doorknobs that were touched by non-germophobes.

All this reminds me of how you can get cancer. You can get cancer from talking on a cell phone. You can get cancer from eating certain (all types, really) foods. You can get cancer from posting on the Clutch City BBS. You can get cancer from breathing the air that is required to live.

You can also get cancer from worrying about people not washing their hands after they touch their rod.

 

Yup, the influx of new antibacterial soaps and cleaning solutions has not lowered our immunity to diseases at all. Introducing antibacterial agents into a person's domain tends to make the body dependant on such agents, weakening the immune system.

It is the same case with antibiotics. If you rush down to the doctor to pick up antibiotics whenever you get a cold, your immune system will start to weaken because it becomes dependant on the drugs.



http://www.hygenius.com/ITN09182K.htm

http://www.foodsafety.gov/~dms/fsehand1.html


http://www.healthatoz.com/atoz/healthupdate/alert101519992.asp

http://www.healthatoz.com/atoz/healthupdate/alert09192000.asp

http://www.nurseweek.com/features/98-10/soap.html

 

It isn't "germophobia" (sic); it's common courtesy. If I'm going to shake hands with you, I expect them to be clean. As hard as it may be for you to believe, I want no part of your penis or fecal matter to come into contact with me in any way, shape or form.

People like you should be forced to wear special brightly colored collars that cannot be removed, so ordinary people are able to avoid/confront/throw rocks at you as they see fit.

 

Gee, intimate acts compared to you walking around with ass air and penis essence all over your hands, all the while touching everything in sight. You are one sick b*stard... and I say that as someone that (at least used to ) respects you, you sick b*stard.

Maybe you should keep a list of all of the people whose hands you shake. If you ever test positive... they might want to know.

That's a beautiful post fadeaway.

 

Am I missing something here? I thought lowered immunity was essentially the same thing as a weakened immune system. Perhaps this is simply a question of semantics.

As far as your war on germs, I wish you luck. Unless you live in a hermetically sealed bubble, this is one fight you'll never win.

 

Is there any doubt he supported Clinton?

 

Since there is absolutely no way that you can be sure the person, whose path you'll cross next, washes their hands after they take a wee wee or a poo poo, my suggestion for those of you with paranoid delusional minds, is that you go around wearing gloves at all times, even at home.

You just never know when one of your kids might forget to wash their hands (as they are often known to do) & if you should play patty cake or some other game with them, then there is a very good chance that the next or first time we meet & shake hands, you'll be rubbing poo poo on me. You sick'o.

Oh yeah, let me know where I can meet you paranoid people, so that I can take all that filthy money off your hands. You just know that someone with poo poo on their hands has touched it.

 

fadeaway: I've got the number of a good therapist. Seriously, though, getting this bent out of shape over a little urine is a tad reactionary. Good grief, the mail, your money, soda bottles, bar stools, restaurant tables, your newspaper, the mail, your children (when and if you have any), your wife (girlfriend or significant other), you family, your friends, your co-workers, books at the bookstore, CD's.... It's all loaded with microbes and germs and parasites.

You can't even roll in the grass without getting some nasty microscopic **** on you. It is the nature of life. We are messy.

 

mr_oily, Dadakota, Manny Ramirez, etal...

That's the problem with people nowadays, all they think about is themselves. What about when you go to shake someone else's hand, with your penile goo all over your hands?!

Also, think about if everyone else didn't wash their hands. Would you want to shake their hands, knowing that?

You guys who don't wash are some sick bastids.

Herpes, Hepatitis, Gotta luv 'em.

 

Those of you guys convinced that you shouldn't wash after wiping your ass or peeing, here's a trick:

from now on, instead of shaking someone's hand w/ your hand, just reach down and pull your penis out. Move your hips to offer your penis in a handshake... it's more direct for the other guy, and they'll know what sort of a sick b*stard you are.