Anyone here that DOES NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom?

Thats just an old negotiating technique, I've even eaten a can of baked beans with my bare hands.

 

THis is the funniest thread I've read all day.

And, uh, regarding the whole "I'm clean anyway so I don't wash". Just because you love touching your d!ck, doesn't mean everyone else wants to.

 

Sometimes, when I'm really rushed for time, I start shaking it before I'm through peeing. Man, does that make a mess. To dry my hands afterwards, I just slap the men, that are washing their hands, on their backs, & congratulate them on their great hygiene habits.

 

Gross!

It happens all the time around here. I've even seen suits leave after number two without washing!!! Double Gross!! In fact, it's so bad here I was tempted to contact HR about it once.

Everything I touch in the bathroom at work is always with a paper towel. Number two is out of the question! I'd rather explode (or implode)!

 

I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel.

 

Wait,wait,wait, I thought we were talkin' numero uno? I never wash my hands after #2! that's just gross!!!!

 

what a bunch of pansy-asses.

 

You think that's gross?

Let me tell you the happenings at Ballys on Kirby before 8am.
I used to work out there every morning before I went to work at 8a. I didn't know this then, but now I've learned that that's like the "gay" Ballys. At least that's what I've been told.

Anyway, guys used to shower and walk around the lockerroom with no sandals! That's so gross. Even with sandals, you can feel the sand and dirt underneath your feet. They even walk to the pool area without sandals.

But here's the worse. These guys would walk around naked and stand in front of the sink and wash fix their hair and shave. Well, they're also NAKED. So their cocks are smack dab on the freakin' sink counter. Man, there are things that ppl did there that I just chalked up to strange behavior, but being told that it's the gay Ballys makes a hell of a lot of sense now.

 

I pee on the urinal handles just to piss people off!


Always wash your hands!

 

Anyone who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom is disgusting. I don't care how you try to rationalize it. You are a gross, inconsiderate moron whom I loathe.

 

Am I the only one who likes to try to erode the urinal cakes. Also, there's a general rule that if you're in a filthy gas station bathroom, it's okay to piss all over the seat and not flush if it was already nasty.

As far as people not pissing at work, at Dell last summer I repeatedly witnessed some of the mechanical engineers take a leak then walk out without washing. I would give them dirty looks, but I don't think that they cared. And to think that your PC chassis could be designed by someone who doesn't wash his hands.

 

No,...no I'm not going to eat those taters.




PS Baqui99 has the best signature

 

and how do you know that those guys are gay?
I've been to that Ballys and i've never done that.

 

and nobody said you weren't gay.

 

Yes. I've also peed on someone's car door because they parked in my parking spot.

 

ever had a girl pe.........uh.....nevermind.

 

To flush the urinal or toilet, I use my shoes. Sorry, I'm not gonna use any part of my upper body (arms, hands, elbows, etc...).

 

Do like Dad, not like Sis, raise the lid before you piss...

 

Public faucets...How many dick germs are layin' in those?!EWWWWWWW

Hardly wash after #1...
I mean I hardly touch my d!ck when pissing and anyhow its mine!? I just whoop it out and let the sucker hang! What are the rest of you doing with your piss?! Sick people you are!!!
Are you afraid of getting a "touched-my-own-dick" disease from yourself?!
Has anyone ever travelled in Mexico or another foreign country? Lemme tell ya, I;ve lived off of street taco trailers in Mexico City for months and never got sick once! I wonder what kinda meat it was I ate?
The bathrooms in Mexico are horrendous! At the bus stations they give you 2 squares of TP to wipe with! TWO SQUARES!?
Americans are damned spoiled when it comes to hygeine. Theres nothing wrong with good clean hygeine, but I've never heard of anyone dying from taking a piss and not washing their hands. People even drink it, Navy Seals and kinky people alike...of which I am neither!!

Interesting thread..."or a big-ass Piss without washing your hands"