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Anyone ever like releshing in the scent of their own fart

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Butterfingers, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. BrooksBall

    BrooksBall Member

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    Where is the NSFDDK (Not Safe For DD's Kids) tag?

    At least nobody said the words **** or **** yet.
     
    #41 BrooksBall, Sep 23, 2009
  2. Harrisment

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    Dude you totally ripped off my sig. You're fired.
     
    #42 Harrisment, Sep 23, 2009
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    HARRISMENT = [​IMG] :confused:

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    :rolleyes: It's gas your body must let out. How can they possibly cause cancer, man? You must release waste and gases, just like you must release other secretions like sweat. For real, you're asking this seriously? :confused:
     
    #43 SwoLy-D, Sep 23, 2009
  4. meggoleggo

    meggoleggo Member

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    There's always google...
     
    #44 meggoleggo, Sep 23, 2009
  5. Butterfingers

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    I'm hungover at work now, but man the farts you have after a night on the town are exhilarating. The ones that are like egg/corny. Beer farts are the best.
     
    #45 Butterfingers, Jul 20, 2012
  6. kidcave9

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    Apparently there is technology for your farts to smell like flowers
     
    #46 kidcave9, Jul 20, 2012
  7. BigBird

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    I feel you, the beer ****s/farts are the best. especially after being downtown all night. 2 dollar pitchers? Better watch out tomorrow morning.
     
    #47 BigBird, Jul 20, 2012
  8. Butterfingers

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    Where can you get 2 dollar pitchers in Houston? Or any good drink specials for that matter? I've been blowing money like crazy.
     
    #48 Butterfingers, Jul 20, 2012
  9. BigBird

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    I wasn't talking about Houston, I was talking about back at school. I wish there were 2 Dollar pitchers in Houston
     
    #49 BigBird, Jul 20, 2012
  10. Han Solo

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    I think everyone likes their own smells. Every dude i know including myself always scratches their balls and then takes a big whiff of their fingers.

    My most embarrassing fart was when this girl in high school was laying her head on my stomach after giving me a blow j and i let a huge one rip. I started cracking up(something i do to help deal with the embarrassment) and she just rolled off me and went to the edge of the bed and went to sleep. I didn't really see her much after that.
     
    #50 Han Solo, Jul 20, 2012
  11. Butterfingers

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    haha thats funny. My girlfriend gets furious about them. But definitely agree on the ball whiffs. One of my favorite past times.
     
    #51 Butterfingers, Jul 20, 2012
  12. Red Chocolate

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    It really annoys my girlfriend when I pull her finger right as I let one loose, since she will no longer pull mine. It's really satisfying when I pull off a doozy and she has to leave the bedroom for a few minutes.
     
    #52 Red Chocolate, Jul 20, 2012
  13. FLASH21

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    "Oh!.... you sunk my battlesh!ts!"
    [​IMG]
     
    #53 FLASH21, Jul 20, 2012
  14. IBTL

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    Sæt er lykt úr sjálfs síns rassi
     
    #54 IBTL, Jul 20, 2012
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  15. Johndoe804

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    When I'm gassy, I enjoy sitting at home reading a book... in the closet. :cool::cool:



    (Credit to some comedian.)
     
    #55 Johndoe804, Jul 20, 2012
  16. ballerboy001

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    As I read this thread, I think, damn, this **** is freaking nasty....but realize I am nasty also.

    *kanye shrug*
     
    #56 ballerboy001, Jul 20, 2012
  17. ballerboy001

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    Sweet is the smell from your own ass
     
    #57 ballerboy001, Jul 20, 2012
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