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Anyone else tired of the 'Head' jokes.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Win, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. Patience

    Patience Member

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    Allright, allright...no need to bite my head off.

    Thanks for bringing this subject to a head. This problem has reared its ugly head over and over on this board. It was a really heady point you made, and some of these ridiculous posters need to be hit upside the head for their headstrong refusal to leave Luther Head alone.

    Head Head Head Head Head Head Head Head Head

    You know you love it...you asked for it...
     
  2. zilches

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    Yeah, enough already with these jokes. Perhaps a special thread for them like this one? But they really seem to degrade clutchfans.net

    They just aren't funny. Sorry.
     
  3. burlesk

    burlesk Serious business

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    alright, well, I guess we've all reached the point where we can talk about playing a game with balls now without making a joke every time, so there is a chance we might reach that point with Mr. H... um... Lu H... Loo Head, two words for the same thing!

    Sorry.

    But, it could happen. Maybe we need a sticky Head thread, so that when someone makes too many Head jokes, we can tell them where to stick it. A "Stick Your Head (jokes) Here" thread. After every game in which he appears, we could see whose jokes about his performance were the worst. Kind of for people who like shows like "Jackass", etc... pandering to our lowest semi-common denominators...

    "That kind of Head talk belongs in the loo." "You can skip to my loo, if you want..."

    I know it's borderline criminal, but it's all-too-human, this kind of stuff... Repression only strengthens the need. Some of us just gots to let our inner idiots shine... what can one do? "Smartin' Luther expects rapid recovery from hammer injury"... May Luther find it in his catechism to forgive us poor miserable sinners... God knows he doesn't deserve this, his game seems to rise well above the LCD... I bet he's used this stuff as a motivator in his life, to some extent... His name is just an excuse for us, anyway, to go there... once he really gains our respect (not that it's up to him to make us grow up), I bet it would really decrease...

    damn there's a lot of things that rhyme with Head... maybe he needs a nickname with Head in it that would rule out some of the more perverse possibilities... Head Man in Charge? Header? Headerino? Headster? Heady Headerson? Ath-Head-tic Freaky Head Show? (I wish I could take credit for that one, but it has to go to TheBear01)... I give up.
     

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