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Any women here satisfied with small schlongs?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. platy

    platy Member

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    if this 8 page thread is indicative of the maturity level of the bbs, then i feel like i belong
     
  2. Tom Bombadillo

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    I may go grab an Asian woman so I can feel huge. ;)
     
  3. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    If you really care that much about the woman's enjoyment, then focus on foreplay(rubbing in a circular motion rather than jamming fingers inside and cunnilingus) as well as stimulating her mind and emotions. It can be just as effective as a 9" schlong. (make some lesbian friends and study the art of female pleasuring)

    but let's not be delusional, a 9" schlong is (most of the time) most definitely more effective than a 1.5" schlong. the excitement factor alone is enough to get the girl going. but yeah, i would think a bed of cash is the most effective.

    if all else fails, then move to SE Asia where average guys are big and small guys are average and big guys get kicked out of bed before they get a chance.
     
  4. BEAT LA

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    This thread is dumb.

    Men don't need boobs to have sex. Women need a penis to have sex.

    The only times men have sex with breasts and receive oral sex is in p*rn movies. Both are vastly overrated, and would be uncommon, and unheard of if the p*rn industry didn't do it in every flick. The same goes for anal, but I've never tried it or have any intentions to.
     
  5. BEAT LA

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    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

    FALSE.
     
  6. TheRealist137

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    Guys, I have a secret.

    I have figured out a way for a woman to not even care about your small penis.


    http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/medium/hash/a6/a7/a6a7c3256d9d6791504cf44d6a435cda.jpg
     
  7. TheRealist137

    TheRealist137 Member

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    fixed
     
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    ..........
     
  9. BEAT LA

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    A gold digger is a slut. So, even if you have money she will:

    A) Cheat on you with someone who can satisfy her in bed.
    B) Divorce you, take half of your assets, and then bang someone else.
    C) All of the above.

    So yeah, finalsbound were you upset when you realized men don't really care that much about large breasts? I don't want other guys checking out my wife every 5 seconds. What inspired you to start this thread?
     
  10. HombreDeHierro

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    Boobies are fun to play with. Are you telling me you're not turned on by boobs????
     
  11. darkwarrior

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    um what? sucks to be you dude.
     
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  12. The Real Shady

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    Sounds like your woman is pretty lame.
     
  13. Royals Ego

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    oral sex is not overrated
     
  14. fadeaway

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    Agreed, and neither is anal. I love me some backdoor action.
     
  15. Thefabman

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    im sorry for your loss :(
    lol
    and i mean this purely as a question...
    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/tommyfabulous/?action=view&current=1283165871821.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/tommyfabulous/1283165871821.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
     
  16. nolimitnp

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    Wow anything can be discussed here. I vote to ditch the NSFW crap and let anything fly. Shouldn't you be working anyway?! Free the p*rn and curse words!
     
  17. Phillyrocket

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    Well Finals and the other 3 women on this board have ditched this thread and ran for safety.
     
  18. BEAT LA

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    I meant that mostly for the breast, and anal sex. All of them are overrated, including head. I mentioned I didn't, nor do I want to know about anal sex. The quickest and best way to an orgasm is normal sex.

    The point is, your partner doesn't need large breasts to have a good time. However, I don't think women can have a good time if their partner doesn't have a penis.

    No. But the OP seems to have started this thread in response to the small boobs thread. You can't compare the two. What are women without a vagina? Completely useless. Same goes for men without a penis.
     
  19. v3.0

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    I love it when people preach their personal ideals like it's the norm.
     
  20. Invisible Fan

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    I heard missionary is the only way to have sex.

    All the others lead to H...E...double hockey sticks! :eek:
     
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