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Any women here satisfied with small schlongs?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Blunt

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    If you meant butt I never tried that's just, well, gay. Plus you ever try to pull down an erection? Not happening. It goes a lil past my belly button. Lmao.

    Anyways guys what's up with this random all of a sudden erections that your forced to hide. What are the best ways to hide one haha. The ol' waiste band trick.
     
  2. Shroopy2

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    Just get a smaller woman
     
  3. Prince

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    Yes it's me Rudy. :p
     
  4. Prince

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    Prince is not gay.
     
  5. Honey Bear

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    It should be atleast 7 and phat. Fatttt.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/24/AR2007052402573.html

    So class as we can see, indirectly, all girls are size queens. If your last name is Wang or Nguyen, it's probably best to change it to Johnson or D'Angelo or something that takes away the ethnic vibe. That way you can at least give the girl some hope. A string to latch on to. Something.
     
  6. cson

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    this you?
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    I remember reading a book by the sexpert of Details magazine.
    She wrote something to the effect that men shouldn't think
    that having a big penis is the end all, "women are are not attracted
    to a big penis, especially if it's attached to a bigger @ss****."
     
  9. 00rocketgirl

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    woman #4 post

    Next female thread idea- top ten hot male lists
     
  10. Prince

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    this is Floyd :)
     
  11. Lady_Di

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    never been with a dude that had a small scholong so can't help you out, FB!
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Quotable Signaturable post is Quotable and Signaturable. :eek:

    FAIL post is full of FAIL. :grin:

    We can dissect that post at a later time, dudes.
     
  13. tmoney1101

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    I'm pulling out of this thread.
     
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  14. The Real Shady

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    If you have a small schlong it doesn't matter as long as you have money. Just cram a ****load of cash in their mouth and they will moan louder.
     
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  15. Prince

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    how about top ten male clutchfans? ;)

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  16. FLASH21

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    {insert pic of me} ;)

    Thread/
     
  17. VanityHalfBlack

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    Women love penis it's as simple as that...Any girl who post on a sports forum is gonna want a guy with a long John Holmes Schlong... I don't think they're looking for any movie nerds or gaming geeks anytime soon...
     
  18. rrj_gamz

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    great idea...but you have to play along and answer the question...i'm just saying...
     
  19. eveluvsrox

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    GO FOR IT!! :grin:
     
  20. 00rocketgirl

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    want my answer?

    Non applicable. My life plan is to have only 1 male partner (future husband) for my entire life. Haven't me him yet, and he won't be selected based on size.
     
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