But to you... they weren't TOO LEGIT TO QUIT? [youturd of M.C. Hammer's "Too Legit To Quit" goes here :grin: ] FYI, I tried to see what exactly you people from the United States mean with "schlong", and if it is a euphemism for something else, maybe a European name for a hot dog weiner, but I FAILED. DO NOT look up "schlong" in Wikipedia. DO NOT. I am warning you.
I figured the insecure would go here... :grin: this thread is completely tongue-in-cheek, btw...seeing how womens' bodies are constantly scrutinized...just thought I'd have some fun.
fixed and I can vouch for finalsbound(kinda, have not seen them uncovered) she has a legit rack, so I doubt she is feeling inadequate in that way.
I would say I hope you are really good at that oral thing, otherwise you're screwed.(or not screwed is more like it)