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Any women here satisfied with small schlongs?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Master Baiter

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    Getting a blow job is NOT overrated. At all.

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  2. BEAT LA

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    I never said it's the norm. There is nothing wrong with oral sex, especially if you don't mind returning the favor.

    Anal sex....it's your choice. But I would rather be nothing (not straight, not gay, or bi) than stick it in someones butt.

    Any sex involving breasts is pointless.

    I think normal sex is best. Just make sure you start off slow, build up, and try to go quickly as long as possible...everyone is happy.
     
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    No wonder she doesn't put any effort into it.
     
  4. BEAT LA

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    Yeah, I completely derailed this thread.

    I apologize finalsbound.
     
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    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    yeah, we don't need a women with breasts to have intercourse but it sure as hell helps with enjoyment. women don't need a penis to have sex.

    ?? maybe your partner just isn't doing it right? also, the act of sex has been around for centuries. I'm not so sure that anal and oral are just p*rn innovations..
     
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    Breast sex with some A or B cups is pointless. Oiling up and going to town on some nice D's is a good time.
     
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    How can you have a small schlong?
     
  10. peleincubus

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    so sex has only been around for a few centuries? so wait how did they do the hunka chunka back in the caveman days?

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    Who doesn't love it when they have a girl on top, riding you, all the while you just have some boobs to stimulate with your mouth.

    And Oral sex is overrated?
    I enjoy giving as much as I receive. Nothing like making a woman cringe with your tounge. One time smoked a blunt while I got a bj, hands down amazing.
     
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    i never said a few centuries. i said for centuries. and cavemen never did the hunka chunka because they never existed. God created the garden of Eden and then we were all spawn from the seed of Cain (the son of a white man named Adam and a white woman named Eve).
     
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    I was once called a "wild animal" by my ex girlfriend when we were in the middle of sekz.

    I'm 24/m/houston(sw). Ladies, what's up?
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    Wow. CF.net has certainly taken an interesting turn since I was last on here.
     
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    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=129667
     
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    you just blew my mind i understand now.
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    I recall reading somewhere that lipstick became popularized because roman prostitutes would paint their lips red to advertise their expertise in oral sex.
     
  19. rockbox

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    I doubt this is true for most people and I know its definitely not for girls. I think masterbaition is probably the fastest for guys. For girls, from my experience, its electric toys, oral sex, manual masterbaition, and then regular sex.
     
  20. Hayesfan

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    I haven't experienced one... but if I ever do, I'll let you know what happens ;)

    Now... guys with ones that are too big.. yeah experienced that.. not as fun as you would think.
     
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