How about STONE COLD SCOL-A. Next we can call him the Texas Rattle Snake and he can drink beer flip off the other team and use the stunner on the other teams best player!
I met her in a club down in old soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola: Coca-cola] C-o-l-a cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Scola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well Im not the worlds most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well Im not dumb but I cant understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy wont you come home with me Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Scola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well thats the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Scola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola S-c-o-lo-lo lola Well I left home just a week before And Id never ever kissed a woman before But lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man Well Im not the worlds most masculine man But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man And so is Scola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola S-c-o-l-a lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lolaa
Luis "The Lurch" Scola.......we can even play that catchy Addams Family theme song whenever he scores... P.S. We could all say in unison "You Raaannng".
Not really nickname "but I hope you're better than last 40 million power fowards that have been here in the last five years." "Argentinean Nightmare" "The guy that helped get us to NBA Finals 08-10"
Spicoli All I need is an open shot in the lane, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. Dude, that was my elbow on your skull, you were so dunked on. Or maybe something with a Mexican Wrestler flare like: Jefe Loco - the crazy bossman
HAHA, most of these names are corny but this one was hilarious! But just to put one out there, how about 'Slick Scola' for his smooth offensive moves.
I still like the idea of a roaring toast by the crowd after a Scola score -- even the tobacco chewers would love it: "Skoal!"
