Everyone on the roads in Houston, seriously all of you are idiots except me. Mike Shanahan's evil genius stare when he's about to attempt some jap play he would only try on the Raiders. Ron Artest's ability to stop offensive movement or try a layup that will result in him being swatted every time. The fact that most commercials on TV raise their volume way higher than whatever broadcast/program you happen to be watching, causing you to want to throw the remote right into the screen rather than hit mute. Sam Bradford's ****-eating grin. Tim Tebow acting like he's a soldier. People who tell their kids that Santa Claus is real and don't bother to ever reveal otherwise. Way to ruin your kids trust right off the bat. PARENTAL FAIL. The Boston Celtics. The New England Patriots. Celebrity Reality Shows. Chelsea Lately. MTV. 99.9% of the GARM. Rich Lord and his questionable intelligence. People mentioning Kerry Collins as an MVP candidate. The Tejano Music constantly being blasted by some cholo in a 1982 Chevy Van that has "spinners" Phillip Rivers.
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Moes reminded me: Everything on TV during primetime annoys me. Sitcoms, pseudo-dramas, and especially that god awful ****-fest called reality TV. I hate it all. Now that I think about it, everything on TV annoys me period except for some of the stuff on PBS and a few sports events. I don't have cable.
not trying to be rude but...How do you dance at clubs if you can't hear? Do you feel the vibrations or something?
I danced with a deaf irish girl in a pub in dublin once. She did not seem to care too much about having a beat or whatever. She followed my lead I guess. It was fun.
Not really. Cable appears to be an expensive way to get more of the same ****. I had cable for a while, and then realized I only really watched sports and the history/discovery channel. Everything else sucked. Since I can't get just the channels I want and instead am forced into some overpriced package of channels that include 40 shopping networks, the all-reality douchebag festival channel, and ~200 other meaningless celebrations of intellectual decay I am forced to conclude that cable companies (and cable) annoys me. And is a waste of money.
Reminded me of a brilliant SNL skit: Sassy's Sassiest Boys Russell Clark.....Phil Hartman Christian Slater.....David Spade Marky Mark.....Adam Sandler Rick Schroeder.....Luke Perry Russell Clark: Hello, I'm Russell Clark, Senior Editor of Sassy Magazine! With me in our studio are three of the sassiest young men in America today! Actor Christian Slater -- Christian Slater: Greetings and salutations. Russell Clark: That's sassy! Rapper Marky Mark -- Marky Mark: Yeah, come on, come on, come on! You know what it's like, yeah! Russell Clark: Very sassy! And actor Ricky Schroeder. Rick Schroeder: Rick. Russell Clark: So sassy! [ laughs ] Now, Christian, do you consider yourself "sassy"? Christian Slater: I don't know, you tell me. Russell Clark: I'd say.. sassy! Well, how about you, Marky? Same question: are you "sassy"? Marky Mark: Yeah, youknow.. come on, come on, that's buggin', yeah! Russell Clark: Sassy, anyone? [ laughs ] Now, Ricky.. Rick Schroeder: Rick. Russell Clark: Ricky.. Rick Schroeder: Rick. Russell Clark: Okay, Rick Are you "sassy"? Rick Schroeder: Sass. Russell Clark: The French have a word for it - sassé! [ laughs ] Christian, tell me, please how do you explain your sassiness? Christian Slater: Well, I always say life is like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride - we're all just hanging on and someday it's gonna crash. Russell Clark: Somebody say "sassy"? Now, Marky, your brother Donny Wahlburg produces all your albums, so settle a question for us: between you and your brother, who would you say is the more "sassy"? Marky Mark: Yeah, that is large, man, he's on my jock, buggin' with the three nipples.. Check this out! [ drops his pants and starts dancing ] Come on! Come on! Russell Clark: The word "sassy" comes to mind.
Stupid people. I'm sitting here at my desk getting actual work done (sort of). This new person came in to talk to my office-mate. She was talking about this order she got and said "He tried to jew me down..." I said, "What did you say?" She said "Oh, are you jewish? I went to sensitivity training so I didn't mean that." I'm not thinking that training took, you f***ing moron.
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Yeah, true, but how else do you watch the Rockets? I suppose I may not have as much self-control as you. I need my Rockets fix...in the form of TV.
people who take a sh** or piss but don't flush the toilet. Its not hard people, flush the toilet! ... and wash your nasty hands.
