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Another Girl Problem (With Paragraphs)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dnjndmrc5, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Bah - this is coming from someone who wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass - you and Chuck are just jealous!!

    Remember, moe, you, ten years from now, = ME

    And Chuck, you got to have some music to listen to that requires no thinking or concentration!:p
     
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Manny, I don't understand why you had to go and make things so complicated.

    Seriously, they way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    moe,

    That was pretty good, but it will never top what you did in this thread:

    You became a god that day.
     
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Awww, Gee thanks Manny... I feel the same way about you
     
  5. Rashmon

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    Any opportunity to expose Zappa to the general public is a good thing...

    Suicide Chump

    You say there ain't no use in livin'
    It's all a waste of time
    'N you wanna throw your life away, well
    People that's just fine
    Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
    Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
    Just make sure you do it right the first time
    'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump

    You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
    Through the bushes up ahead
    'N we're all gonna be so sorry
    When we find out you are dead
    Go head on and get it over with then
    Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
    Just make sure you do it right the first time
    'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump

    Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
    'N poison makes you sick
    'N you want a little attention
    'N you need it pretty quick
    Don't wanna mess your face up
    Or we won't know if it's you
    Aw there's just so much to worry about
    Now what you gonna do?

    Go head on 'n get it over with then
    Go head on 'n get it over with then
    Go head on 'n get it over with then
    Go head on 'n get it over with then

    You're on the bridge;
    Scared to leap,
    But a girl walks over
    To take a peep...
    She says: "DON'T DO IT!"
    But wouldn't you know...
    The girl got a head
    Like a buffalo
    With a little red hair
    All over the top
    An' her breath would make the Traffic stop
    She says "I LOVE YOU... BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!"
    And all you can say as you run down the
    street is...
     
  6. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Have you ever even seen this girl in real life? It sounds like a phone/e-mail/IM relationship, which is a horrible, horrible idea. Long distance relationships never work, especially when you're so young, especially when it's over the internet, and especially when the girl is f***ing psycho.
     
  7. droxford

    droxford Member

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    1) she's lied to you and deceived you several times
    2) she's lied to the other guy and deceived him several times
    3) she's pregnant with some other guy's kid

    My opinion:
    1) She went to a party, got drunk, and nailed some guy at the party. Got pregnant. She's ashamed of it, scared, and doesn't know what to do. So she goes back to what she's been doing all along - she lies. She lies to both you and that other guy saying she was raped.

    2) Hard fact: She will never "be with you" again. If she ever wants anything from you again, it will just be to have you around for an occasional side of beef. But no action is good enough to be worth the craziness she has.

    3) You are gonna be a LOT happier if you completely sever ties with her. Don't call her. Don't IM her. Don't email her. If she contacts you, don't reply with "stop contacting me"... just don't reply at all. pretend you didn't receive it. Put her behind you. Move forward with your own life.

    -- droxford
     
  8. bnb

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    Well thanks for that blast from the past.

    I miss those old innocent days....(when we could lurk without registering)
     
  9. michecon

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    I feel dizzy just from reading that post.
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    LINKS!!! PICTURES!!!!
     
  11. SWTsig

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    me too.

    all good things must come to an end, i suppose.......

    now bring on the pics!!!!!
     

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