Anna Nicole Smith named worst dressed

You know, on an recent episode where she went on a date from a dating service, she said that she wanted a guy that she could run to and jump into his arms.

I wonder what her late billionaire husband would think of her weight now.

 

this reminds me of a line from "Arthur."

Susan, Arthur's Fiancee: "A real woman could stop you from drinking."

Arthur: "She'd have to be a really big woman!"

 

Were you missing a leg or a wing?

 

Now she would have eaten them all herself by the time she arrives at your table.

 

I know that this isn't exactly where the thread is going, but Kelly Osbourne dresses *wonderfully*. I absolutely love her stuff. Blackwell has no idea what he's talking about with that one.