Angry Husband/Boyfriend Almost Punched Me Yesterday

thongs are the most disgusting underwear ever. I have no clue why people thing a whale tail is sexy.

That's almost a deal breaker for me. I mean I suppose I can understand not wanting to have a panty line, but I'd rather a girl wear nothing than a thong.

 

what...

 

I would just stare. If he comes at me and acts like he's going to punch me, I won't flinch, unless he REALLY throws a punch. I won't say a word, until I have to. I'll block his attempt to punch me. He can try everything within his power. He can chase me through the store, and I'll call security. They have cameras everywhere. I have done nothing wrong but waited patiently for the milk.

"Why are you trying to punch me, sir?"
"You're staring at my wife!"
"Oh, is that what you think? I was trying to read an expiration date on the milk and waiting for you to get out of the way! "

Calmly.

 

what really happened....
it was not a girl but a 280lb man showing his worn out whities. Hotballa was disgusted by the horrible sight but thought changing it to a woman and getting close to a fight would entertain us all. It did. =)

 

should have pretended to talk on your phone and taken a pic with your cell phone secretly

 

You know what? If SwoLy ever finds himself in this predicament, this is pretty much EXACTLY how I would envision it going down. Even before reading this post.

 

You did it all wrong hotballa. This is what you should have done:

Pretend like your on the phone the whole time, or actually call a buddy of yours and just start up a conversation randomly. Then, while she's bending over you say just loud enough for them to hear "damn! that's a nice ass!" then keep talking to your friend. If they say anything or come up to you pissed off, just be like "what the hell man?! Why are you peeping on my conversation while i'm on my phone?! Mind your damn business man!" If it gets really heated you could always say you were talking to a buddy of yours about nice asses. :grin:

Spoiler

 

Thank you for recognizing the SwoLy-tude, ima, sir.

Spoiler

Translation: "Come at me, bro." :grin: It needs a comma after "mi."

 

This is how I envision it:

"Why are you trying to punch me, sir?"
"You're staring at my wife!"
"That's what she said."
"Wha--that doesn't even.."
":grin:"

 

Swoly is like a real life Dwight Schrute (right down to copying the ficitional Michael Scott). And this is what Jim would have said.

 

That's what SHE said.

 

OP?
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I want to start a game with you on DrawSomething.

 

If being gay means I don't have to look at another thong: sign me up.

 

As it happens, I play that game constantly.

 

Delicious whale tail.

 

hershey marks and thrush.