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Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by G-Money, Aug 20, 2010.

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Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

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  1. ima_drummer2k

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    I need to know if there are any fake body parts on either woman in order to judge. Pretty sure Aniston is all-natural, but what about Jolie?
     
  2. mleahy999

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    Jolie in a land slide. Aniston seems too high maintenance, likes to gossip and probably didn't blow Brad Pitt. She's not worth it. Meanwhile, Brad is willing to be daddy to 12 kids just to score some play with Jolie. That is proof enough for me.
     
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  3. The Real Shady

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    They both have had surgery. This is Hollywood.

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  4. Surfguy

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    I would go with Angelina pre-Billy Bob Thorton. That guy is disgusting and I don't want his leftovers. That whole blood vial thing was off-putting as well.

    I would go with Jen now. No kids and she is not half-way around the world trying to save everyone. But, I think Jen has something about her the guys don't like as she can't seem to find a stable relationship. I think all these men that have been with her know something we don't. Maybe she is too high maintenance? Or, she is just annoying after a while because she bleeds into her ditzy Rachel character.
     
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    I'm in the minority but neither of the women have ever done anything for me.
     
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    Jolie may be sexier, but I find Aniston more attractive. If that makes sense.
     
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    Pretty, sensual, wife, mother of your kids, good girl, keeps it clean, wouldn't cheat on you = Aniston
    Hot, sexy, slutty, wham-bam-thank-you-m'am one-nighter, you wouldn't want as your enemy ever, has been with too many dudes = Jolie

    JOLIE wins. :(

    What about her mouth? :confused:
     
  8. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Aniston looks like one of the girls I see in the gym but that nose of hers isn't attractive (pointy knees). Maybe I take a quick peek at her passing by.

    Jolie looks like that chick you have to work hard not to stare at while subconsciously working out in the same area because you think eventually you'll have the balls to say something too her. Intimidation by hotness.

    Jolie hands down
     
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    I've never been sold on Angelina Jolie as the hottest woman ever. Something about her face has never looked quite right to me.
     
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    The actor, or the dentist?
     
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    Jolie is SKANKY!

    Aniston is tops (and she was born on the exact same day as me! DESTINY!)

    oh - and Jen has NOT had surgery - she's just 20 years older.
     
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    Jennifer Aniston is and always has been more attractive to me than Angelina Jolie.
     
  13. got em COACH

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    Team Jolie :grin:
     
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    Implants. Ever see that Ferris Bueller TV show?
     
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    What!?!? Breast implants?!?! No way.
     
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    Even though Jolie has turned Mother Teresa Humanitarian, I still feel that Jolie is the one that you bang, and Jennifer is the one you take home to mom.
     
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    Crazy, skanky, skeleton with skin, and tattoos = Aniston for the win.
     
  18. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    the fact that you guys would brag about something that John Meyer had his wiener in is sad.
     
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    yeah shes got the lip but Jen has the hips
     
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