Thank God Award:Thabeet "Im going to a team that actually thinks I can play. They must dont have the Internet in Houston" This Some BS Award: Deron Williams "I just passed by the owner..He aint say a damn thing about moving me..I happen to turn to SCenter while soaking my damn feet" Pimp Award: Carmelo Anthony "I told them where I was gonna go and they obliged. Im the man" You gotta Be Kidding Me Award: Mo Williams "I go from Dan Gilbert to Donald Sterling" Is there a God Award: Al Jefferson "I finally get to smell .500 and now I'm back to the dungeon" Yall Will Miss Me Award: K.Perkins "You trade me instead of a 39 year old or Jermaine Freakin Oneal" I'll Be Okay Award: Richard Hamilton "Marbury just called and said they have a roster spot in China" Should be Drug Tested Award: Michael Jordan...(takes a hit)"Wallace for Pryzbilla sounds about right ".... Anti Sports Center Award: Baron Davis "I wonder if Jamison can finish my lob passes with a pretty flipshot" Thank Me Later Award : Daryl Morey "Charlie Casserly called me and told "If I were you, I would get the hell outta there..They'll thank you later..But for now get the hell outta there..... and finally the WTH Award: OJ Mayo.... (while talking to Larry Bird) "I hear Indianapolis sells energy drinks 3 for $1...What?? I aint going nowhere??...What the Hell???"
Damn we should've done a background check award: Kevin O'Connor " I could've sworn devin harris was white"
