An incident at the store

I was in the store buying some food for my dog, and I went into this aisle where a man was standing looking at some products. The aisle is a fairly small aisle, but big enough that two men can pass by each other, but small enough that if a man stands in the center of the aisle, others cannot pass without bumping into them. So the man was standing in the center of the aisle, and I wanted to get across. I walked near him and stopped for a few seconds. It was fairly obvious that he knew I was there. In fact, he was standing in front of some of the goods I wanted to get. So I was kinda annoyed and just slide through without touching him. But I wanted to get my product, so I went reached for it and he moved in my way so I bumped him. I mumbled, "excuse me" and got my product. Then he moved down the aisle toward the front and stopped again in the middle to look at something. I had to head back so again I slide through, but this time I bump him (partly intentional cuz I was annoyed, but very lightly). It was obvious that he was standing in the middle to block me. So I started to leave and the guy says loudly, "It's typical to say excuse me!" I turn and say, "What?" even though I already heard him. He said it again even louder. I thought about arguing with him, but I then I figured it's not worth it so I say, "Ok.", rolled my eyes, and then I left.

I was thinking about the incident on my ride back and from his perspective, I was being pretty rude by not saying excuse me and bumping him. But from my perspective, he was obviously blocking an entire aisle, he knew I was there and ignored me and people walk down aisles all the time. It interesting that if either one of us was polite, the incident never would have happened.

 

I went back to the store to complain. The store manager came out and told me that it was an accident and that she would give me a gift certificate. But I told her that I wanted the girl fired. The girl came and she said she was sorry but I knew she wasn't. So when the manager left to get the paperwork. I slapped the girl with the back of my hand. She started cussing me out and the manager came back and asked what happened. I said, "I have no idea. She got mad that I told on her." The girl said I slapped her but I said that she's lying. Then the manager left to get security and I slapped the girl again but this time with my gigantic penis. She died instantly. Oh, and then I got some more milk.

 

I only got 2 cartons of milk. I believe you have to get at least 3 cartons before you are suspected as a terrorist.