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An idea- the most dangerous weapon of all

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Honey Bear, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Contributing Member

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    A short time ago, I began planting some seeds. Small, insignificant seeds at the time that were easily dismissed. But now they've grown into plants so large, sexy and luscious that no one can ignore them. No one can deny how the idea that was once planted by a simple prophet has blossomed and bloomed in front of our very own eyes.


    This Texans team, led by Susan, is an overrated fluff time winner that can't compete against the best. The only reason they're even in the conversation is because of JJ Watt, Andre Jthousand, and Brian Cushing. And James Casey.


    The Prophecy hath come true. Susan is an absolutely below average QB who fluffs her stats against weak teams and lays one turkey egg after another when it counts. If it wasn't for JJ Watt and Andre Johnson, this team would be 7-7 at best. It's time for all the naysayers to eat crow, enjoy seed plants, and admit Susan has no future here beyond this season.


    Or you'll forever be the Houston Oilers, chokemasters.
     
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    Yeah, James Casey is so much more valuable to the team than Arian Foster is. Did Schaub lay an egg when he threw 4 touchdowns against the Broncos? Or when he played a mistake free 2 touchdown 0 pick game against the Ravens?
     
  4. Honey Bear

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    Susan would throw 5 interceptions and a sad face if she played the Broncos now, not before Manning could get into a groove with a brand new team. Ravens game was a wash - everyone on the D was out for that game .. it was an arena football team.

    Stop making excuses and admit you were wrong.

    Otherwise, you're just another crackwhore enabler.
     
  5. oelman44

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    First of all your "plant" analogy is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Secondly, Schaub has won, what, 16 out of his last 18 games?
     
  6. KingStevo10

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    He's got a point though

    Schaub may have won his last 16 out of 18 but he was not the reason we won because most of those were because of our defense.

    As the season has progressed it seems like Schaub has started to screw up more and more.... It is VERY frustrating to watch Schaub these last few weeks cant make any decent throws
     
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    eating papa johns.


    mlb50 50 percent off a large
     
  9. jbasket

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    I'm sure most teams, if losing the second best WR and arguably one of the best ever, and losing the DPOY having one of the best defensive seasons ever, would not do as good. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Actually, going 7-7 and losing those two would not be that bad. Would be a testament to Shaub's ability to aspire with below average WR corps, average line, a poor defense, and terrible special teams.
     
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    the sad thing is that schaub is going to be the qb for the next 4 years..
     
  11. oelman44

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    Texans went 9-7 with despite a horrible running game bad defense thanks to Schaub and the passing game. The record could have been even better if other players would have stepped up when Schaub put them in position to win (Kris Brown missed game tying field goals, Chris Brown's INT and fumble on the goal line late in the game, and then being unable to punch it in from 1 yard out).
     
  12. SuperBeeKay

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    this guy really enjoys whining about quarterbacks lol
     
  13. Pieman2005

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    Lol whatever, that's ridiculous. Their D is just as injured now as it was then. Plus our defense shut down their offense as well, what's your excuse for that?
     
  14. CometsWin

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    Susan doesn't play defense.
     
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    at least we've gotten to the point in houston where you lose 3 games and the end of the world is here. never thought i would see the day.

    can't wait for the playoffs.
     
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    Don't bring up those memories :(
     

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