^^^pretty funny. oh, and i call bull**** on the whole story. anyone who could **** a nun would **** a nun. oops, i meant pastors wife, not nun
Damn straight!!! Hey Preston...just be glad that you didn't hit it...she appears to be very fertile...you don't want any little Prestons running around in Illinois.
You may not be going to hell but I'm pretty sure she is. In fact, I think horns are beginning to sprout out of her head. Your best bet is to leave this hellish woman be. She may be the devil incarnate.
Jeez guys, a little out-of-town bar make out session doesn't make her the devil. Twenty years of dirty laundry might make anyone a little bored. Vizualizing Preston during her bi-monthly, Saturday night, obligatory hump session with the Pastor might just enough spice to keep her from choking down the Drano cocktail. This board is The Taliban without the beards.
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I'm still surprised I'm the only one in the thread who thinks he just maybe out to tell the pastor. I'm all for not breaking up families and all, but I also have to think about it in reverse, if I was the husband. I'd need to know, and I'd need to know sooner rather than later. In this case, who knows. Maybe the husband already knows, maybe he also cheats, maybe the knowledge helps them improve their relationship in the long run.
It cracks me up if the year of birth is right on Preston's profile he's 21. She's 33. LMAO. You go buddy.
Sure we would all want to know but Preston has no duty to tell the husband. It's her duty. Preston has no relationship with the husband. If a stranger told you your wife was making out with him at a bar, who would you believe?
i just stalked his myspace page. are those kids adopted? they look like they all have different fathers.
Nobody has a duty to do anything. I'm asking is there a moral obligation. You know: I've wronged this man. I don't know him, I didn't mean to do it, but I still did it. I'd be devastated if that was my wife and I didn't know, etc. I don't think the husband's belief is an issue here. If the woman tells the husband Preston has the wrong person, and the husband believes her, what's the damage? If the husband doesn't believe her, that's his perogative, too. In this case, Preston is telling the truth, so the husband can believe whomever. Whichever the case, it would certainly be a more meaningful question to me, if I was Preston, than "Am I going to hell?"
I SOOOO suck at the MySpace searches... I have this to go on and still can't find it, SHEESH! state: illinois age: 33 status: married gender: female tried adding lubbock or texas or pastor or church. MEH!
pssh. Go on my site below. Look for D-Fin. On his site, look for Preston. On his site, look for Penny. Should take you two minutes.
I'm used to aliens and leach-men and stuff. Normal sh*t throws me off. EDIT: Yikes dude. Dear Preston, There is a thread here with info on escorts. Just thought you should know.
LOL! I'm pretty decent w/ SQL, I've worked w/ reporting services for a period of time, and I couldn't find this woman on freakin' MySpace until just now. Everyone talking about it made me give it another go. There's no secret to it, but there is one keyword I was missing that made her the first result (and second, actually). Also, put your location keywords first, I found that if it's in a different order I couldn't find her. Anyways, she's no looker, just another average person. Judging from her myspace page it sounds like she's going through a midlife crisis or just facing the reality of not being young anymore. I wonder if she keeps track of her profile views, it probably doubled thanks to us.
She's probably like "Why are people in China viewing my MySpace page?" I know on Xanga you can tell where the hits are coming from. LOL Now that the cat's out of the bag, I think in her younger days before the kids and weight, she was probably cute.
