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Am i a stalker? (be prepared to read)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by HKC, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    Hmm...9 years x 12 months = 108

    108 x 47 = 5076

    R2K = 13,086 posts since March 2000...divided by 108...roughly 121 posts per month

    :p

    Just messing with you, you know we all love you :cool:.
     
  2. Hmm

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    New Sensation Sending Shivers
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    So much stuff to share with Sharon

    More HD awesome edition
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    Ninja's, Cowboys, Gangstars, Coppers
    Huge Explosions, Helicopters

    Films Fantastic, Shows Outstanding
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    Awe Inspiring Screaming Yelling
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    Kelly Calling Conference Karen
    So much stuff to share with Sharon

    More HD awesome edition
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    Huge Explosions, Helicopters

    Films Fantastic, Shows Outstanding
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  4. Dairy Ashford

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    Filet O' Fish, a hamburger
    A cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
    McNuggets, tasty golden french fries
    Regular or larger size
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    Hot hotcakes and sausage
    Maybe biscuits bacon egg and cheese
    A sausage danish hash browns too
     
  5. Kam

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    pshhh, not if it's good like the OP.
     
  6. RunninRaven

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    Out of line? YOU'RE out of line, man. No one tells me to shut my suck. I don't shut my suck for anyone except for Mrs. Lunatic. MY SUCK STAYS OPEN. YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NEVER SHUT MY SUCK FOR YOU. YOU SHUT YOUR SUCK, DAMNIT.

    YOU. SHUT. YOUR. SUCK.
     
  7. RocketsPimp

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    Bull*hit. You're a nut job. You'll write her again because you think you can make her fall for you. Get over it and get some help.

    Assuming any of this is even real....
     
  8. Rockets2K

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    :p

    one would think it rather obvious that I am nowhere near as active as I used to be. maybe it should have said "I don't post that much in a month nowadays."

    why am I not surprised that both SJC and kam find this thread interesting?

    STALKERS UNITE. :D
     
  9. sammy

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    LOL

    to the op...you def have some issues considering you've never even met her.

    move on buddy..there are plenty of fish in the sea. sorry for using lame cliche but it's true
     
  10. vlaurelio

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    post or link the pic's and let us decide

    for this we need to see her pics first
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    No kidding. It's not she's going to find this thread. (and if she did, LOL!)
     
  12. Tom Bombadillo

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    If we have had any doubts of your sanity, this much confirms it...
     
  13. napalm06

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: tr00 d4t
     
  14. peleincubus

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    uhhm if this is thread is true and not just a bunch of made up BS.

    easily the weirdest thing i have ever read on this bbs. i cant believe that i read the whole thing either.

    ok so if you are being honest about everything including that you actually have friends and that these "girls" you bring home and bang and have one night stands with are not repulsive ugly fat chicks. that in no way means you are not F*UCKING crazy out of your mind. and i mean that.

    you do not talk to someone for 5 years talk about meeting multiple times and it never happen because you cant save money or the other person makes an excuse every time. and you get kicked out of the marines in part to this person that you have NEVER met. so ridiculous it has to be fake.

    so im going to assume this is fake and your a pretty funny dude. even still i think you have to be a little off to think up of something like this. maybe your gauging the responses for something. hell i dont know

    and in going along with the crowd that have responded to this thread. go get some proffesional help tell the whole story and see what he/she has to say about it. i bet it wont be "hey just keep in contact, give it just a few more years and see if she comes around"
     
  15. Cannonball

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    I'm with peleincubus, I can't believe I read this whole thing either.

    I don't necessarily believe the OP. I don't think it's all BS but there's a heavy dose mixed in. Some people are compulsive embellishers and they start to believe their own BS after awhile. There are certain things in the OP's language that indicates that. But on the off chance it's all true, here's my take:

    You should see a shrink. You may not think you have a problem but you do. Crazy people can't recognize that they're crazy. I'm not saying you're insane but you get my point. You're immature. You've got anger issues. You're obsessive. And you sound detached from your immediate surroundings. You've got some issues and you should seek help in working through them.

    It sounds like you could be clinically depressed. Depression isn't just feeling sad and being suicidal. It has other effects. It could explain your anger issues and why you're obsessed with a cyber relationship that has no chance of working while you're apathetic about relationships with people you actually physically interact with.

    As for the cyber relationship, if it hasn't happened by now then it's never going to. Cut your losses and move on. You're never going to have a real intimate relationship with this woman. If there ever was a chance, it has passed. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can get over it and focus your energy on a relationship that can actually work. If you try to stop contact with her, don't let her pull you back in. It will only prolong the inevitable. As long as you're obsessed with this girl, you'll never have a meaningful relationship.
     
  16. Gakatron

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    So your telling us you have Brad Pitt looks, are the super fighter of doom and shes hot and not a fat ghey dude? So it is time to post those pics!! Then it is the challenge of the BBS members to find the profile or wherever it was that you stole the photos from! DO IT!
     
  17. Gakatron

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    Sorry Fatty that makes it look like I was replying to you.. it was meant for the OP obviously.
     
  18. DwangBoy

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    20 bucks says you drunk dial her again at least once in the next month
     
  19. Tree-Mac

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    I think Luis Scola is our most enduring player this season, playing every game so far. Good thing Yao is back because Scola would have to play both positions, that means Hayes would get more playing time, but I prefer Scola over Hayes.
     
  20. Al Calavicci

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    Bangs hot chicks, sleeps on the beach, beats up large groups of people at once

    Finally MacBeth drops the charade and shows us his real persona
     

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