Altuve signs with Scott Boras

Yes. No.

 

I didn't realize it was that same corksoaker.

Never will he pass up an opportunity to crap on the Astros organization. No wonder they hated him, and vice versa.

Also, guys don't just hire agents for league contracts, there's all sorts of endorsement money out there and Boras is a wizard at that stuff. I wouldn't read too much of anything into anything yet.

 

Agreed.

 

Definitely him being his usual dickish self. He can't help himself.

 

meanwhile, somewhere.. Jonathan Singleton is smiling.

 

And Matt Dominguez is crying.