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All Encompassing Uncle Mike Info Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by cwebbster, May 17, 2023.

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Is Uncle Mike finished?

  1. Yes, he'll never swing a sweet stick again.

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  2. No he'll be back.

    33 vote(s)
    41.8%
  1. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Contributing Member

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  2. Qan

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    Dusty gonna come out and say Brantley isn't ready yet and send him back to rehab till next week.
     
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  3. Rockets34Legend

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  4. sealclubber1016

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    Check in with the "medical staff"
     
  5. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Maldy and Abreu need to sit Brantley's @ss down and tell him, "I don't care if your body is barking, you are going to tell the medical staff you are good to go. You are going to tell Dusty that you were ready a week ago. We got a tradition to uphold."
     
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  6. cwebbster

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    Today may be the day!
     
  7. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    Also known as Dusty's witch doctor
     
  8. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    whatever bro. even if the players tell you they're ready, you tell them they're not ready anyway.
     
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    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    When Dana Brown tells Dusty they would have to take Julks off the roster Dusty will tell Brantley to hold off until Friday for September call ups.
     
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  11. lnchan

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    Exactly what I was thinking. Even if it doesn't affect playing time... it does affect pay checks.
     
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  13. Clutch City1993

    Clutch City1993 Bury Me In The H
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    Nope. Julks optioned back.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Also, who the f**k is Jake Cousins, we've had some weird rando's on the roster this season.
     
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    Cousins DFA'D. Julks optioned!
     
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    It is literally Kirk Cousins's cousin
     
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    The blind will see and the lame will walk

     
  18. Amshirvani

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    Lol poor Julks. He didn’t truly deserve the hate he got this season. But he’s not a ML player
     
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    One could also say he didn't deserve the love he got, either. One could say no one deserves anything.

    I personally love him and enjoy watching him play, but he has no place on this team.
     
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    He might just stay with the team in Boston and fly home with them tomorrow night to be reactivated Friday for September call ups.
     
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