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Albert Haynesworth + Pregnant Stripper = $10 million

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, May 26, 2010.

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  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/26/albert-haynesworth-lawsui_n_590153.html


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    #1 RoxSqaud, May 26, 2010
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    #2 rawool, May 26, 2010
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGLI2l2MlHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGLI2l2MlHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

    Maybe not

    Rocket River
     
    #3 Rocket River, May 26, 2010
  4. rezdawg

    rezdawg Contributing Member

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    I would.
     
    #4 rezdawg, May 26, 2010
  5. Luckyazn

    Luckyazn Contributing Member

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    How da hell do these guys keep on havin this happen?


    JUST PULL OUT!!!

    spray on da face or CIM or wutever .... damn

    that's like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ...
     
    #5 Luckyazn, May 26, 2010
  6. rezdawg

    rezdawg Contributing Member

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    Haha, pulling out just improves the odds...doesn't guarantee they don't get pregnant. Plus, let's say you pull out...these types of girls will go to the bathroom, get some semen on the finger and insert. Good times.
     
    #6 rezdawg, May 26, 2010
  7. Luckyazn

    Luckyazn Contributing Member

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    I mean they have to be thinkin wit the lower head on this ...

    dont they see or hear about this kinda stuff enuff to know ...


    make da hoe ...swallow.
     
    #7 Luckyazn, May 26, 2010
  8. Jontro

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    I wonder if I were to sleep with Jessica Alba accidentally impregnate the ho, would I be able to sue her for having my baby?
     
    #8 Jontro, May 26, 2010
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    Trade stock plummets - and I would still have no problem stealing him from the Skins. The money remaining on his deal is very easy on the cap, and despite all the baggage, he'd instantly become our best interior lineman in franchise history. Even if he were mailing it in he'd be a ridiculous upgrade over the jokers we're trotting out now.
     
    #9 emjohn, May 26, 2010
  10. emjohn

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    That's called "The Kevin Federline Special"
     
    #10 emjohn, May 26, 2010
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cFDBW7Xgagg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cFDBW7Xgagg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
    #11 GlenRice, May 26, 2010
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    Anyone wonderin' why Vegas never gets a pro-franchise, it ain't the damn $5 poker or America's Line.
     
    #12 Dairy Ashford, May 26, 2010
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    What makes it where she can sue him instead of getting child support from him?
     
    #13 Shroopy2, May 27, 2010
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    Jimmy is your friend...
     
    #14 jsonic6, May 27, 2010
  15. luisantonio1014

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    he stuck it in her slot machine and she won the jackpot
     
    #15 luisantonio1014, May 27, 2010
  16. BEAT LA

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    Would you bet on/against Vegas?
     
    #16 BEAT LA, May 27, 2010
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    Only in America can you get sued for consensual sex
     
    #17 da_juice, May 27, 2010
  18. rrj_gamz

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    Word...he said he'll take care of her...taking care of her won't cost $10MM... :eek: f'n women...
     
    #18 rrj_gamz, May 27, 2010
  19. Al Calavicci

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    Amusing, sad, and true
     
    #19 Al Calavicci, May 27, 2010
  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    In Soviet Russia, Albert Haynesworth sues you!

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    #20 Xerobull, May 27, 2010
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