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Albert Haynesworth + Pregnant Stripper = $10 million

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, May 26, 2010.

  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/26/albert-haynesworth-lawsui_n_590153.html


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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGLI2l2MlHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OGLI2l2MlHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

    Maybe not

    Rocket River
     
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    Luckyazn Contributing Member

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    How da hell do these guys keep on havin this happen?


    JUST PULL OUT!!!

    spray on da face or CIM or wutever .... damn

    that's like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ...
     
  6. rezdawg

    rezdawg Contributing Member

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    Haha, pulling out just improves the odds...doesn't guarantee they don't get pregnant. Plus, let's say you pull out...these types of girls will go to the bathroom, get some semen on the finger and insert. Good times.
     
  7. Luckyazn

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    I mean they have to be thinkin wit the lower head on this ...

    dont they see or hear about this kinda stuff enuff to know ...


    make da hoe ...swallow.
     
  8. Jontro

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    I wonder if I were to sleep with Jessica Alba accidentally impregnate the ho, would I be able to sue her for having my baby?
     
  9. emjohn

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    Trade stock plummets - and I would still have no problem stealing him from the Skins. The money remaining on his deal is very easy on the cap, and despite all the baggage, he'd instantly become our best interior lineman in franchise history. Even if he were mailing it in he'd be a ridiculous upgrade over the jokers we're trotting out now.
     
  10. emjohn

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    That's called "The Kevin Federline Special"
     
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cFDBW7Xgagg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cFDBW7Xgagg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  12. Dairy Ashford

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    Anyone wonderin' why Vegas never gets a pro-franchise, it ain't the damn $5 poker or America's Line.
     
  13. Shroopy2

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    What makes it where she can sue him instead of getting child support from him?
     
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    Jimmy is your friend...
     
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    he stuck it in her slot machine and she won the jackpot
     
  16. BEAT LA

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    Would you bet on/against Vegas?
     
  17. da_juice

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    Only in America can you get sued for consensual sex
     
  18. rrj_gamz

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    Word...he said he'll take care of her...taking care of her won't cost $10MM... :eek: f'n women...
     
  19. Al Calavicci

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    Amusing, sad, and true
     
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    In Soviet Russia, Albert Haynesworth sues you!

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