What class of Soviet/Russian submarines is capable of sustaining/surviving depths in excess of 5,00 feet and is available for sale?
I became a member of the mile high club a few years ago. I threw out my back so bad I could barely walk for a few days afterwards. Seriously, bathrooms on an airliner are not made for sex, unless you are a midget.
The allure of the mile high club was lost for me once I thought seriously about tiny, dirty, airplane bathrooms. Not my idea of a nice interlude with my wife.
That does present an interesting problem. In a free fall environment once you shot your load wouldn't that act as a thruster and depending on your relative masses you would either shoot your partner away from you or you from your partner? So for sex in 0 G make sure you keep your docking clamps on.
Submarine sex cliches: I think she's going to blow I'm doing all I can to navigate down here. I hit the russian
Dives beyond 5,000 feet are possible, but it seems only specialized submersibles can handle those depths. ALVIN The rates that a company would have to charge would make it too expensive for most couples. ....With all of these features, Alvin is not cheap. Science teams should expect to pay about $30,000 each day the Atlantis and Alvin are at sea.