aghhhh...Should I talk to her...?

My newest technique is to so thoroughly confuse a woman with sarcasm that she has absolutely no idea what it is really going on in my head and probably thinks I'm insane.

Its just what I call "being myself" and it works pretty well.

 

The Fatty technique?

 

Sounds like my M.O. for life in general. Welcome to crazy.

 

What are you, a SKELETON without guts??!?!?

BE OPPOSITE GEORGE COSTANZA!

I just simply don't believe this. I think you're tricking us into believing you're this OBNOXIOUS guy in person.

Spoiler

Yeah, OK, so I don't know what I'm saying, either.

 

til they turn it around on you!

 

“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live”

-Bukowski

 

DonkeyMagic knows that chicks dig tripods.

 

Well Swoly, moestavern19 is a concept, a super-ego, something that rolls around in my mind and is only but another half-truth that defines my hopelessly ambivalent existence.

 

indeed they do. :grin:

 

Fleshlight for that instant gratification, lol...

 

That's what Peter Parker believed too until he gained Mary Jane's respect.

...so what you need to do is pick of fight with her guy, be defensive acting like you are scared until she shows up telling him to stop picking on you, that is when you turn it up and kick his ass right in front of her.

I guarantee she will want you after she sees this.

 

you friend digs her too

ditch him and move in for the kill

 

LOL @ your "c_ckbl_cker" friend... and YOU believing him... :grin:

Seriously speaking, WHO GIVES A DARN what he says? Go for it, man, until she tells you otherwise!

 

You could talk to her more and treat her as a person. It might be a lot easier because you don't have wedding plans on your mind.

What's the worse that could happen? Think about it, and then ask what happens then? Keep doing that and you'll realize that the consequences to doing what YOU want to do aren't that bad. If she's taken, you'll have the experience to talk to another nice girl.

Every guy has been afraid before. If you let that fear dominate your actions, then you'll never do what your heart wants to do.

And quit writing 6 month updates about this and DO SOMETHING. You know why it seems like assholes and idiots get hotter girls? Because they forget about getting rejected, brush themselves off and try again.

 

fleshlight people, FLESHLIGHT!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

 

Relax, holmes. Never watched asian p*rn?

 

this..be yourself

why be manipulative? she knows youre not being yourself.

 

Followed closely by something like:

"No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!!"

 

hmm you mean asian dudes doing each other?

wtf no