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After work, off to the dentist...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Falcons Talon, Feb 12, 2003.

  1. red

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    i get a physical every year and nothing has ever gone near by butt...

    you got hosed. some day youll find your pic on some website and you'll feel violated...again.
     
  2. Rocketman95

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    I've had physicals since then, including some from the same doctor, and that didn't happen again.

    I'm guessing it had to do with my Dad's new insurance at the time.
     
  3. A-Train

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    Don't worry, red and RM95, once we hit our mid 30's, we'll be hearing the word "prostate" a lot and the doctor will lube up that index finger quite frequently....
     
  4. A-Train

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    If that pee starts to trickle, you could be in a pickle...
     
  5. red

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    ahhhh the simple pleasures of life...i cant wait.
     
  6. Sonny

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    RM95 - does RM95's Girl play doctor for you? "Sir I need to check you prostate, ok nurse..." ;)


    Man I need to go to the dentist, I am dreading it SOOOOOO bad. I hated it as a kid, I had to get so much stuff done. I was traumatized.
     
  7. Rocketman95

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    You've seen American Pie haven't you?! :D
     
  8. Sonny

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    Yeah... I think you meant "Road Trip" though. ;)
     
  9. Nomar

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    That's road trip genius.
     
  10. Rocketman95

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    That was my next question. We're going to do a live broadcast tonight if anyone's interested. ;)

    I can never keep those damn Seann William Scott movies straight. :)
     
  11. drapg

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    finger up the butt?

    I've only had two physicals in my life (one for sports and one for a job) and nothing so horrid has happened to me. <shudder>
     
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    They do the whole "turn your head & cough" thing until you hit your mid 30's, when the risk of testicular cancer decreases significantly. However, that's when they start the finger thing RM95 speaks so fondly of, because that's when you're risk of prostate cancer (and colon cancer, but that's a whole different & even more uncomfortable checkup) begins to rise significantly.
     
  13. Falcons Talon

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    Well, I'm back, and half my mouth is still numb from the anesthesia. The rectal exam wasn't so bad, the dental assistant was named Bubba, and I get to go back next week for the other half of my mouth. I can't wait.:(
     
  14. Falcons Talon

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    Damnit!!! A filled tooth hurts like a DAMN CAVITY WHEN I CHEW ON IT!!! :mad:
     

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