"Where we're going we don't need roads." "Back off, man! I'm a scientist." "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
The box! You took the box! Let's see what in the box! Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You're so stupid!!!
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" I love this line...
One of my favorite movie quotes is from Unforgiven but its kind of obscure. "But a president, I mean, why not shoot a president."
Where are the following? "Idiot!!" "This is the worst video ever made" "Do the chickens have large talons?" "You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." -Napoleon Dynamite "Hack the Planet!!!" "The pool on the roof must have a leak." "Mess with the best, die like the rest" -Hackers "You can do it!" -Waterboy, Little Nicky, Longest Yard Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast. Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of **** for breakfast? Shooter McGavin: No... I... -Happy Gilmore then again, if they were on there, Gigli wouldve won an Oscar
Oh my God, I didn't know about that quote about eating s**t. Kanye West says that in one of his songs.
"Brothers don't shake hands, BROTHERS GOTTA HUG!" "Anything ... you'd like to keep cool." "Excuse me, do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out." "Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I've seen it a hundred times." "Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?" "No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a BUTCHER'S ass... No, wait. It's gotta be YOUR bull." "Fat guy in a little coat." "New guy's around the corner puking his guts out." "Look at 'em there, pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left; she's perfect. Which one you want? Huh, huh, huh?"
I can't believe Darth's line wasn't in there. Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him! Darth: No, I am your father! People always say, "Luke, I am your father." when they imitate the line, but he never says Luke's name in the line. That always irritated me.
A lot of "classic lines" are actually misquotes. Nobody ever said, "Play it again Sam." or "We don't need no stinking badges."
"...like I'm supposed to be happy because she's wearing a backpack." "They're gonna give Daddy the Rainman suite!" "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone really hopes will make it happen. I want you to be the guy the in the rated R movie. The guy you're not too sure about. You're a bad man, a bad man." "What do you drive?" "This place is dead anyway." "Cuz ya growsed up and ya growsed up and ya growsed up!" "You don't know me. You don't know my address."
This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town? I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo. There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway. The list goes on and on.
I'd be willing to give up one of the quotes from my fave Casablanca which had like 6 if we could get rid of one of the two from Jerry Mcguire.....not terrible for a chickflick...but 2 quotes on an all time list?
