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Advice: Rooming w/ girls

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by stipendlax, May 20, 2009.

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  1. rocketsjudoka

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    There are mammaries in there too. Man boobs are fat rolls.
     
  2. CrazyDave

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    If you have a healthy and at least pseudo adventurous sex life as it is, I'd say avoid this situation. Sounds like they "need" you, which will translate into them taking advantage in ways other than that which you might be happy about.

    Now then, if the answer to the preceding question is "no," then I'd say go for it, and pay the drama piper later.



    Doc, I know you said you're married, and that you've had other girlfriends... but are you sure you aren't gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but that sounds like something only a gay guy would try/could get away with. Especially the "Sweetie" part.
     
  3. rimrocker

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    OK, enough advice... move in with them and post regular updates.
     
  4. BmwM3

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    And/or Webcam all over the house.
     
  5. airbulllard

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    this.
     
  6. Lady_Di

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    and charge money too! :rolleyes: you guys are such...guys.
     
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    charge money?!

    that violates the bro code!
     
  8. BmwM3

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    It'll be like Big Brother. BBS = Big Brother stipendlax.
     
  9. RocketsPimp

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    Again, we REALLY need to do something about that attitude!
     
  10. Convictedstupid

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    Alright here is what you do.

    You leave this thread open on your computer when you are moved in. Specifically on the part where you dont want to sleep with them because you dont want to hurt them or yadayada ya.


    Next thing you know, they think you are a sweet guy and there sex drive is switched on to auto-lay.

    Good thinking stipendlax... good thinking...
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    wow what a great topic, thanks for the laughs everyone :D
     
  13. stipendlax

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    Don't think I ever mentioned hurting them... but your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
  14. stipendlax

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    The sad thing is I was seriously seeking advice at first. Granted, I did it but after that... wow, talk about derailment.
     
  15. ItsMyFault

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    lol... Take everyone's advice... SLEEP WITH THEM!
     
  16. DudeWah

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    Stop being a P**** and F*** them already...
     
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  18. stipendlax

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    Done. You've convinced me.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    omg.. lol
     

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