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Advice: Rooming w/ girls

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by stipendlax, May 20, 2009.

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  1. ItsMyFault

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    The teacher has spoken...





    If you want to get laid... I suggest you listen to none of this.
     
  2. justtxyank

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    Great post Droxford. I really don't see why you'd want to do this if you are going in with the mindset of you don't want sex with them. They are young, out for the first time, you don't like the prospect of them having guys over routinely, and you don't want to get it on with them? Bad mix...
     
  3. The_Yoyo

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    cool i think i may have a forum hot topic as well for this thread:

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=160513

    snuck that in at the beg of 09



    so now I just need a thread to be graced by a mod and have it becomed a "sticky"
     
  4. distence

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    weekly panty raids

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  5. juicystream

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    At least its not as noticeable now that I made it smaller. It was taking up to much space with rimrocker's quote in there too.
     
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  6. thacabbage

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    is the_yoyo the "people suppose get horny" guy or was that someone else? groogudge? (i'm new here.)
     
  7. The_Yoyo

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    no that was YoYao

    i can see people can get confused
     
  8. No Worries

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    I do not know a single woman that I could tell her to her face that she is indeed *fat* and/or *ugly*.

    Do you know any women at all?

    I'm just saying ...
     
  9. leroy

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    What could go wrong?

    That is...unless you're this guy...

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  10. ItsMyFault

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    I agree completely... it's almost like swinging at a woman.
     
  11. No Worries

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    These are the wisest words on this thread.

    Do not fall in love with your **ck buddies.

    Expect serious GF problems.
     
  12. juicystream

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  13. No Worries

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    You accidentally pop your thing out

    3 people in one apartment. One year lease.

    You will each see each other completely naked at least once. Be prepared, very prepared ;)
     
  14. droxford

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    Did you read the rest of my post? You CAN tell that to a woman, but you can't just say "you're fat" or "you're ugly". It's the way that you say it that's important.

    Examples....


    "You're fat" =

    "Sweetie I love you and I'll always love you, no matter what. And I want you to keep that in mind when I say... I've seen that you've gotten a little bigger and I'm concerned about how it might affect your health and self-image. As we get older it's gonna get harder and harder for us to stay in good shape and I'm wondering if there's something I can do to work together with you in keeping up our health."


    "You're ugly" =

    "Sweetie I love you and I'll always love you, no matter what. And I want you to keep that in mind when I say...I wanna make sure everything's okay with you. It seems to me that you haven't been keeping up with your hygiene and I don't see you working so much on your physical presentation. Is everything okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
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  15. ItsMyFault

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    And after that, you'd get slapped.
     
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    Never been slapped.
    &nbsp;
     
  17. ItsMyFault

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    Man... if you can somehow pull off that... you must have a woman that you can just tell off anytime you want.

    Those examples really made me laugh though... I could see a slap coming and then a slammed door shortly after that, but that's just my imagination of that kind of situation.
     
  18. moestavern19

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    There is no delicate way to tell a woman she's fat.
     
  19. Duncan McDonuts

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    So basically you have to recite an essay to get a 3-word message across?
     
  20. finalsbound

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    You'd get slapped.
     

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