Well, I just wanted to say thanks for all the sexual references and suggestions. Surely, that hadn't crossed my mind so I appreciate the originality. But in all seriousness, I still don't know what to get her. It has to be something of substance. Not necessarily of value, just something sentimental that she'll have reason to hang onto and not throw away. I get her a card? Great, but it's in the trash a week later. She's moving to New York if that helps.
A card would be perfect for the occasion, or even a simple goodbye. Chances are you wont even see her again. So why drag things out? By the way, the gorilla suit would be a great idea, just letting you know. I don't think one-day rentals are too expensive either.
