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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketMan Tex, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    ok... y'all have each other's numbers now. :)
     
  2. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Yep...got it. I'll give him a call this evening. Thanks.
     
  3. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    There is a formula for people showing up at gigs.

    "I will absolutely, no doubt be there." - 80/20 chance
    "I will be there." - 60/40 chance
    "I will try to be there." - 30/70 chance
    "I might make it." - 10/90 chance
    "I can't make it." - 10/90 chance

    "I'm coming and bringing friends." - 60/40 chance the person shows, 20/80 chance friends come with him/her

    It's pure science.

    Given that standard, I will try to be there on Thursday, but I can't make it Friday. :D My chances are better than 30/70, however.
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Where's the option for the one that comes and brings over a dozen of his friends? :p
     
  5. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Jeff, you are 100,000% correct, as always. I am very familiar with the formulas. :D

    Hope to see you there.... :cool:
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Also:

    "Sorry I missed you, when are you playing next?"

    actually translates into:

    "I have no intention whatsoever of EVER coming to one of your gigs."
     
  7. Jeff

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    There's also the "What time do you go on?" translated to, "If it is after 10pm, that's too late."

    "I could really hear the ____ well." = "The ____ was too loud."
    "We can only stay for a little while." = "We'll stay as long as you are good."
    "You guys are very good." = "You guys aren't very fun."
    "You guys are really fun." = "You guys aren't very good."
    "Good job." = "I don't have the heart to tell you that you suck."
    "What part of town is the club in?" = "I live in the suburbs and the city frightens me."

    There are SO many more. :)
     
  8. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    LOL! That's true. The percentage of actually showing up probably goes down inverse to the square root of the age of the person saying the above. ;)
     
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    Blizzidy-umpus.

    Hope to see y'all tonight or Friday night....especially you 10/90s. :D
     
  10. Lynus302

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    I'm a 30/70.

    Hope to see y'all there.
     
  11. macalu

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    i heard your band sucks so fuhgetaboudit.
     
  12. RocketMan Tex

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    I know....we suck cuz we don't play Winger covers. :D
     
  13. Blake

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    RT-

    So sorry that I couldn't make it. I just got back from a business dinner and am exhausted (talking to a bunch of boring folks for two and a half hours will do that to you)

    Let me know if you play at the Big Easy again. I enjoy going there on occasion and would love to hear some good blues from a fellow clutchfan
     
  14. Lynus302

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    Hloly vcrap, I'm drunk.

    RMTex''s band kicked ass. I'm so glad I wentr . I sAW jeff, too. He's always cool.

    Then, I went ot the village and dranks morel. Then I wwentr to Treasrues's

    Wasteed.
    I am wasteed.

    that is all.

    Go see Steve. It was mucho fun-o;.
     
  15. Lynus302

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    Ps+ whatabuger taquitos are AEWSOMEl.

    Hah.
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Uh huh...








    ;)
     
  17. Blake

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    :D :D :D

    I love live music. used to go to jj"s blues bar in ft. worth all the time
     
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    sorry to make it in late, rmtex. work ends pretty darn late (11:00 sometimes a few after that). hopefully catch you on a wednesday or weekend next time around to see the show. it was good to get out and have a couple nonetheless.
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

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    Lynus, Jeff, OmegaSupreme...thanks for coming out last night. It was great to see you guys. We appreciate your support. :)

    Lynus....be careful out there!!

    We do seem to bring out the hard drinking in people who come to see us. Thankfully, I took the day off today, and I'm on my way to my girlfriend's office in a couple of hours with a bottle of aspirin and to take her out to lunch, She's hurtin'... :eek: :(
     
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    Damn dude. I totally forgot about this. I wanted to go last night as opposed to tonight cause I really dig the Big Easy. What's the skinny on tonight? Cool place? Cover?
     

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