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ABC: Republicans have better sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by basso, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    Prove it.
     
  2. Deckard

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    He doesn't have to. Read my comment a few posts up. Democrats take a back seat to no party on this issue. I have no idea if FB is a Democrat or not, but I am. Not only that, but this entire premise of Republicans having better sex is absurd, rediculous and ludicrous!

    Democrats are as randy as anyone!!!

    (some more than others)



    Keep D&D Civil!!
    And have some sex today!
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    I think that is disgusting!










    Do you happen to know the web addresses?
     
  4. RocketMan Tex

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    They certainly are!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. GladiatoRowdy

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    Me too.

    Nope, but there was a thread about it 2-3 months ago in the Hangout. I think MadMax started it, but could be wrong.
     
  6. Woofer

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    scandals. At least they get penetration.
     
  7. nyquil82

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    they called me up, but i was too busy having sex.

    speaking of which, how many people in this poll do you think flat out lied? might as well have did a poll asking about their weight: Study shows that the average female democrat weighs 110 lbs, the average female republicans are at 106.
     
  8. basso

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    been reading the onion?

    "Just once, I'd like to hear about a sex scandal with honest-to-God penetration."
     
  9. Woofer

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    You asked for penetration you got it. Just the infamous ones I can remember off the top of my head.
    Henry Hyde, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, John McCain, Ronald Reagan, Bob Livingston, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Helen Chenowith, Bob Barr, Dan Burton, Asa Hutchinson, George Bush, Bob Dornan, Michael Deaver, John Warner, Rudolph Giuliani, Robert Packwood, Marv Albert.

    Oh yeah, and the Republican answer to everything:
    Clinton and Jesse Jackson.
     
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  10. basso

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    for a moment i thought you meant Kristin Chenowith.
     
  11. mc mark

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    mc mark: Honey, ABC says that republican women have more sex.
    mrs mc mark: no ****ing way!
    mc mark: way!
    mrs. mc mark: Well we'll just see about that! come here!
    mc mark: right now?
    mrs mc mark: PUT THE CUFFS ON!!!

    :cool:
     
  12. KingCheetah

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    "Republicans have better sex"

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  13. FranchiseBlade

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    Big Texx, Basso, and others who wanted me to prove it, I'll give the my list. But check Oski's link for an even more extensive one.

    I am not a Democrat, and contrary to Deckard's proud claim, the Republicans have more public adulterous affairs and illegitimate children. This election, though, and I will be voting Democrat at least nationally.

    The Democrats do have the star power cheaters with Jesse Jackson, and Bill Clinton, as well as the Kennedies.

    Oski provided an even more extensive list than I had in mind.

    My list was Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde, Dan Burton, Strom Thurmond, Rudy Giuliani, Bob Packwood, and Bob Livingston. I had forgotten about Bob Dole.

    Even when matched to the high profile Clinton, Jackson, and Kennedy adulterers and illgitimate children, the Republicans still win.

    Anyway many of these folks had to admit their affairs while the whole Clinton/Monica stuff was going on, at least one of them resigned his job because of it. It all came out when Hustler Flynt dug up the dirt.
     
  14. FranchiseBlade

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    While talking about this, and seeing the long line of Republican cheaters, why is it that they are seen as the party of family values?

    I think that a lot of people here them championing family values and don't hear about their failure to follow with action what they say. I guess if you scream loud enough about something, it will overshadow contrarian actions.
     
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    I think Republicans have "regular/monotonous" sex where as Democrats/Liberals have "Kinky" and "Wild" sex!
    :D

    Dems/Liberals are sex freaks! Just ask Clinton!

    just kidding y'all!

    ;)
     
  16. JuanValdez

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    As for the question of which party has more adulterers, I would assume this same poll has already asked that question and will publish the statistics on it.
     
  17. AntiSonic

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    It's not fair to include Arnold Schwartzenegger in these things. ;)
     

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