You start with the "softest" guy, my vote goes to Yao. They'd think twice before they try to do anything to him. Mutombo or Battier wouldn't be bad either
Chuck Hayes isnt soft. Just ask kevin garnett and kevin durant. Strips the ball from them regularly. Plus, when Chuck takes it to the rim, he usually dunks it, so I dont see how that is "Soft"
Persianfoo <3 ShutURBiG!. Personally, everyone should go for big fro's and noses, ala Varejao and Manu.
By terrible I meant I hope he keeps it minimal. Tattoos arent just thug culture anymore, its in everything now. Just me personally it doesnt quite leave an impression like the iconic images of Dr J, Bird, Magic, Kareem, Jordan... But not a big deal tats or not tats, its all personal stuff. Just when I see stuff like that, instead of thinking unique body marking I think oh artwork some dude in Philly hooked him up with
has anyone ever seen the chuck wagon even get close to dunking? what the hell are you talking about, are you mixing the abilities of Landry/Hayes into one person? lol