Well the whole theory has been shot to pieces by Hawking here. The main point of the story was the equivocation of the word "fine" so Pole proved to be the smarter because he didn't think with his username.
First thing you do is give them a pregnancy test. But if that doesn't work look at your options in outspace. Are there any space chicks left over. Russian or otherwise.
Um doesn't anal sex spread aids easier. I'd avoid Alba altogether. There's too much risk involved. Then I'd do the other two. I don't care how fine Manheim is, it's not going to make me ignore Winslett. You can do your duty to mankind and still have some extra fun on the side. And in terms of repopulating the planet, I think the Dr. Strangelove idea of a couple hundred thousand people with a ratio of 10 women for every man is be more feasible.
I take it you didn't realize that it would would still be the same mother? EDIT: And, yes, I realize that the answer had already been given and this was a word problem. I just wanted to cause trouble.
So you impregnate Camryn Manheim and father a few kids. How does life find a way after this? Do these children need to procreate with their half siblings (assuming you father a few HIV- children with Jessica Alba) or is there another solution? On the same tangent, how did populating the Earth begin with Adam and Eve? Inquiring minds would like to know...
since technically you can't really re populate the earth. I just say bang the good looking ones and enjoy yourself; your not going to survive anyways lol
Is there an echo in here or what? Some of you sound like the comic book guy. The thread title's 'stupid dilemma'. Not 'dilemma that needs solving and careful thought'.
Well, based on the sperm bank assumption, not all sperms are yours. You impregnant the fat chick (preferably with the sperm bank), chances are, some of the kids are gonna be born girls. Then you can use sperms from different men in the bank to keep impregnanting them (you don't even have to do anything). Or, if you aren't too old and can still get it up, you can wait some years for the first girls to grow up (18 or so) and work from there. Since you are the one of the few men alive (other than the male babies) I don't think they'll mind. So in other words, just do your thing and stay the hell away from the fat chick (unless you want to) because you don't need to repopulate the earth.
"Riding a Moped is alot like riding a fat chick. Its fun untill your friends catch you doing it." Thankyou Maximum Exposure!
