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A Stupid Dilemma for men...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Sep 15, 2004.

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  1. Baqui99

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    ...nevermind, I'm at work.
     
  2. Uprising

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    HA! I missed that one....is fine....LOL.
     
  3. DanzelKun

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    That was my first thought!

    But I like the "use her as a bed" solution too. I think. I'm not all together sure what this Camryn chick looks like.
     
  4. LegendZ3

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    The perfect solution, you should get a Nobel Prize for that.
     
  5. Behad

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    Do they have a Noble Food Prize?

    Anyway, I'd do the blimp, while looking at Alba. I'd use Kate Winslet on weekends. Who cares if she's infertile?
     
  7. Lil Pun

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    Since a couple of you dissed Ms Freeking Universe as being too chunky, i'm not surprised you're so harsh on Camryn :).

    Kate's just outright hot. So you've got it pretty good.

    I'm sorry....was there more to this question???


    Did i mention Kate's outright hot????
     
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    Get a large mirror the size of a wall. Drill a hole in it. Tell the fat chick you always wanted to try and slam her through a wall. She's fat. she won't care. You can bang her while you are on the mirror side of the wall. The hot chicks will find the side of the wall with the mirror. Trust me on that. Then you can bang the fat chick while looking at the hot ones. Case closed.
     
  11. Austin70

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    I would think there would be a bigger problem there if it was MiMi form the Drew Carey Show. Camryn would lose weight since Krispy Cream would be shut down, and she has a pretty face, so down the road she would look better.
     
  12. Chance

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    You kill the aids one and the fat one and bang the other one to death and then die lonely.
     
  13. Zion

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    So if you have kids with Camryn Manheim who are those kids going to procreate with, their mother or thier sister?
     
  14. moestavern19

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    Uhhhh, we'll just say a sperm bank in Toledo also survived unharmed.
     
  15. rimbaud

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    Moe, the question is flawed.

    It is basically impossible for you to repopulate the earth. If you have a boy and a girl (in any kind of combination) and get them to breed they will be too close in the gene pool. It won't be too long before their offspring start mutating, resulting in deformation and early death. This happened to aristocratic families often throughout history and they were usually marrying fairly distant relatives. Starting this close together, though, would be disasterous.

    So, the answer to the question is to save your offspring the pain and just hang out with Kate.
     
  16. Behad

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    I take it you missed the sperm bank caveat mentioned above?
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Simple:

    Have sex with Kate.

    Have Jessica satisfy you orally.

    Give Camryn the keys to the sperm bank, and make sure she's back in time to cook you dinner, and inseminate herself. Then, beat her like a red-headed step-child.
     
  18. arno_ed

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    then why do you have to repopulate with Camryn Manheim?:p
    you can use that:p

    but i think you already gave us the anwser, Pole had the correct anwser, right?
     
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    Why would you need to repopulated the earth if you can just use the sperm bank?
     
  20. Summer Song Giver

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    Sex with Kate while Jessica satisfies herself so you can watch, get to where you are about to burst, pull out and insert in CM and your duty is done.
     

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